Adam Daire Martin's definitions

jamie duggan

Jamie is a type of guy who usually hangs out with kids younger than him as no one else is his friend. He calls himself a beast despite being a jammy dodger. He constantly smells of piss and is to be avoided at all costs

Oh look there's Jamie Duggan
You mean Jammy
Watch out he may try and jam into your sister

by Adam Daire Martin April 11, 2019

Spongebutt

SpongeBob SquarePants thicc ass butt

Squidward: damn sponge they may call you SquarePants but you got a bubblebutt
SpongeBob: Only my main sister Patrick gets to look at my Spongebutt you pervert

by Adam Daire Martin October 28, 2019

Peter

A small smelly 7 year old who wishes he was above 4 foot

Is that Peter
Where I can't see him
That's because he's short

by Adam Daire Martin October 28, 2019

Hulk Hogan

A literal god among men. The only true American. Also the world greatest detective

Oh no there's been a murder
Send for the world's greatest detective
The one True American HULK HOGAN
That's the one

by Adam Daire Martin October 28, 2019