5 definitions by Adam Cecil

Liar Liar Pants On Fire

Liar Liar Pants On Fire is a phrase that children like to scream at each other whenever they think the other is lying. They also like to scream it at adults who tell them stories about fairies. It is an overall stupid thing to say, since if your pants actually caught on fire when you lied, more politicians would be dead.

Kid: Liar Liar Pants On Fire!
Adult: Shut the fuck up.
Kid: *cries*

by Adam Cecil May 29, 2006

Jewish Christian

A Jewish Christian is a Jew who also believes Jesus is the messiah. Jewish Christians find their faith very hard to explain to most people.

Jewish Cristian: Hi, I'm a Jewish Christian!
Guy: A what?
Jewish Christian: A Jewish Christian! I am Jewish, but I believe Jesus is our messiah!
Guy:... So you're Jewish... and Christian?
Jewish Christian: Yes.
Guy: ... Whoa.

by Adam Cecil May 29, 2006

Lesbian Biker Gang

An all female group of people who like to hang out and ride their bikes. Often deny they are lesbian, even though it is extremely obvious they are.

Morgan: Want to join our biker gang?
Adam: No, I do not want to join your lesbian biker gang.
Morgan: We're not lesbian!
Cassie: Grr!!! Lesbian attack!

by Adam Cecil May 30, 2006

Jew Bagel

A nickname for Jews who happen to eat a lot of bagels. Non-Jews find this cute, while the Jew in question often finds himself feeling sad.

Dude: Hey, there's Jew Bagel!
Jew: I HAVE A NAME, DAMMIT!

by Adam Cecil May 29, 2006

try it, you'll like it

A lie your parents tell you, usually about food.

Parent: Try it, you'll like it.
Kid: Liar Liar, Pants On Fire!

by Adam Cecil May 29, 2006