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Famke Janssen

Insanely hot actress that plays Xenia Onatopp in Goldeneye and Jean in the X-men movies.
Did you see Famke Janssen's legs in X3? Goddamn...
by Adrian October 8, 2006
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last exit to springfield

probably the best simpsons episode EVER, at least one of the best. It's the one when Homer is union president of the plant.
most famous line from last exit to springfield:
dental plan!
lisa needs braces.
(repeat at least 7 times)
by Adrian May 23, 2006
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Chris Benoit

One of the best technical wrestlers of all time. Known finishers included the crippler crossface, the sharpshooter, and the diving headbutt. Will be missed after he and his family were found dead on June 25, 2007.
Currently, the Benoit case is being treated as a murder suicide. Police say Chris Benoit killed his wife and his son, then himself. CURRENTLY, that's what police think.
by Adrian July 26, 2007
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revenge of the sith

If you want some GREAT pictures, go to episodeIII.tk
I must warn you, it has a shitload of spoilers.
Got it from someone at imdb.com. Give credit where credit is due.
by Adrian February 10, 2005
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barry bonds

A piece of shit that deserves NO respect. Yeah, he hit his 756th home run tonight (8/7/07). But the man CHEATED. Many of San Francisco's idiot fans are too blinded by ignorance to accept it.
barry bonds hit his 756th* home run tonight.

*the motherfucker is a liar that is on steroids.
by Adrian August 9, 2007
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bush

1. Slang for vagina
2. Worst president ever. Of all time. Any country. Bar none.
3. Both Bushes, not just George W.
4. Idiot.
5. Almost assasinatd by a pretzel. A pretzel.
6. Proof of the existence of Satan.
7. Douchebag.
8. One who rigged the 2000 and 2004 presidential elections.
9. Did I mention idiot? Even if I did: idiot.
10. One who says Nucular.
11. Why everyone hates America.
12. Disgrace to said country.
13. Disgrace to human race.
14. One who will probably start WWIII
15. Most made fun of president EVER.
Bush is...something else.
by Adrian May 31, 2006
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alchemy

The Hermetic science and art of causing change, both physically and spiritually. The term is also used to describe the spiritual practices of chemists from other ancient cultures, such as ancient Chinese "alchemists." In the old days, there was no division seen between spiritual and physical practices, but for the sake of modern obsession with duality, alchemy can be divided into two types.

Practical alchemy _is_ chemisty, studying and manipulating the properties of matter to get what you want out of the universe.

Spiritual alchemy is what is discussed when "turning base metals into gold" is described. It is a form of mysticism, spiritual self-improvement with analogies to chemical jargon. "Gold" is spiritual perfection, while the lesser "base" metals (such as lead) are impure states of the spirit, unenlightened and full of the problems of mortal life.

Knowledgable alchemists were never trying to make a potion for eternal life or a stone that would transform physical materials into gold.
I seek enlightenment through alchemy.
by Adrian August 29, 2005
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