Bedectomy

The necessary act of extracting oneself from the comfort of your bed to start your day.

(Often very difficult for those who are unemployed)

"I really need a bedectomy, It's 11:00am and I'm still laying in my bed watching TV!"

Also referenced in the Active Leisure Unemployment Blog

by Active Leisure August 12, 2009

Mondebriated

Being drunk, during the afternoon, on a Monday

"I was so mondebriated that I couldn't get out of bed on Tuesday!"

Also referenced in the Active Leisure Unemployment Blog

by Active Leisure August 13, 2009

Pajamattire

The unofficial "unemployment uniform".

Also, sometimes known as housepants, lounge wear, PJs, sweats.

"Even though it's 2:00 in the afternoon, I cannot motivate myself to get out of my pajamattire."

Also referenced in the Active Leisure Unemployment Blog

by Active Leisure August 12, 2009

Googleation

The excitement you feel when you’ve successfully googled to find the information you were searching for

"I couldn't contain my googleation when I found the definition for this word!"

Also referenced in the Active Leisure Unemployment blog.

by Active Leisure August 12, 2009