Dire rear

Noun/phrase. A traumatising bowel movement often characterised by a watery stool consistency and difficulty or discomfort in execution. Alternate spelling of 'diarrhoea'.

"I've got a dire rear today; I was in the toilet for an hour and a half"

by Aconymous June 10, 2023

Dighead

Dighead

Noun. A term of contempt and/or endearment for a person (or dog) with a proclivity for unwanted or obnoxious landscaping.

"That Dighead is fucking up the garden again"

by Aconymous May 21, 2023