A straight single woman who consistently hangs around a homosexual man so that others won't think he is a homosexual.
The only reason why Tommy invited Shelly to his parent's Christmas party was because he didn't want his family to know that he was gay. He had no real romantic interest with her and her only function at the party was to serve as a fagpin so his parents wouldn't discover his true nature.
by Abraxas Romante January 30, 2008
1) A word that has two or more different meanings yet is spelled exactly the same way.
2) A word that might have multiple meanings. The medieval poet Chaucer was famous for this.
Explanation sentance: That roller coaster Ghostrider at Knotts Berry Farm is sick, I just love all the twists and turns.
vs. I got so sick on that roller coaster ride.
Explanation: In the first case, sick is used to emphasize how great something is. In the second sentence it is used in a negative connotation as to how one actually feels as in being sick to one's stomach.
2) A word that might have multiple meanings. The medieval poet Chaucer was famous for this.
Explanation sentance: That roller coaster Ghostrider at Knotts Berry Farm is sick, I just love all the twists and turns.
vs. I got so sick on that roller coaster ride.
Explanation: In the first case, sick is used to emphasize how great something is. In the second sentence it is used in a negative connotation as to how one actually feels as in being sick to one's stomach.
by Abraxas Romante August 06, 2008
a play off the word abominable where a stoner can make a witty reference to a bong and a bowl and still say that they find something abominable. It is similar to a homomorph yet a few letters are replaced making it in a sense a heteromorph.
by Abraxas Romante August 06, 2008
The art of avoiding commercials by copying and saving a video broadcast such as a television show or movie onto your television for viewing at a more opportune time.
I really hate commercials and have absolutely no time to watch House tonight so I'm going to tevo House, and we can watch it when we have some free time tomorrow.
by Abraxas Romante January 30, 2008
1) Of or having to do with the Roman Emperor Caligula.
2) The mixing together of food and sex in a similar fashion to that of the Roman Emperor Caligula.
2) The mixing together of food and sex in a similar fashion to that of the Roman Emperor Caligula.
The Jack in the Box commercial that places the clown Jack in a hot tub with his girlfriend and his swinger friends is very caligulic in nature especially when the fast food restaurant's commercial insinuates group sex while advertising the tastiness of Jack's new Sirloin steak burger.
by Abraxas Romante February 12, 2008
Noun: A heteromorph is a word that sounds similar to another word and can even carry the same meaning as the original word depending on how one understands it. Yet it is always spelled differently and may sound slightly different then the original word.
Study the case of abominable vs. abonginable.
Study the case of abominable vs. abonginable.
"I found that snow man you built to be quite abonginable especially when you put that black pipe in its mouth," Jack said.
"You really know how to use a heteromorph in a sentence don't you Jack," Jill responded.
"You really know how to use a heteromorph in a sentence don't you Jack," Jill responded.
by Abraxas Romante August 06, 2008