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Definitions by Abraxas Romante

A bright orange button on your channel changer that takes you to a menu on your television where you have a choice of previewing a written list of current, recorded, or to be recorded shows.
Check and see if your moxi works on the television first before I send out a repair man to fix your moxi for you.
moxi by Abraxas Romante March 24, 2008

caligulic 

1) Of or having to do with the Roman Emperor Caligula.
2) The mixing together of food and sex in a similar fashion to that of the Roman Emperor Caligula.
The Jack in the Box commercial that places the clown Jack in a hot tub with his girlfriend and his swinger friends is very caligulic in nature especially when the fast food restaurant's commercial insinuates group sex while advertising the tastiness of Jack's new Sirloin steak burger.
caligulic by Abraxas Romante February 26, 2008

neurogenesis 

The science of creating brain tissue or nervous tissue so that it replicates on its own.
From "Conjoined Feet" by holden713 on www.experienceproject.com
"Some people have speculated that these nervous systems cluster together and give intelligence to the feet. They rationalize that some communication must be going on between the two feet as one foot cannot live without the other. Some have even speculated that these foot pets are capable of neurogenesis or self-reproduction of nerve cells. If there were any brain or any nerve clustering at all it would be in the center of where the two feet are conjoined."
neurogenesis by Abraxas Romante February 1, 2008
A convenient way to avoid commercials by copying and saving a video broadcast such as a television show or movie onto your television for viewing at a more opportune time.
Even though we weren't able to get together last night, I tevoed Lost so we can all watch it together tonight, and we will even be able to fast forward the commercials.
tevoed by Abraxas Romante January 30, 2008
The art of avoiding commercials by copying and saving a video broadcast such as a television show or movie onto your television for viewing at a more opportune time.
I really hate commercials and have absolutely no time to watch House tonight so I'm going to tevo House, and we can watch it when we have some free time tomorrow.
tevo by Abraxas Romante January 30, 2008
A straight single woman who consistently hangs around a homosexual man so that others won't think he is a homosexual.
The only reason why Tommy invited Shelly to his parent's Christmas party was because he didn't want his family to know that he was gay. He had no real romantic interest with her and her only function at the party was to serve as a fagpin so his parents wouldn't discover his true nature.
fagpin by Abraxas Romante January 30, 2008