13 definitions by Abraxas Romante
by Abraxas Romante July 13, 2008
A bright orange button on your channel changer that takes you to a menu on your television where you have a choice of previewing a written list of current, recorded, or to be recorded shows.
Check and see if your moxi works on the television first before I send out a repair man to fix your moxi for you.
by Abraxas Romante March 25, 2008
A politically incorrect word that defines a straight single woman who consistently hangs around with a homosexual man.
Example 1: "Are those two a couple? Or is the girl he's with single?"
"No. He is definitely gay."
"How can you tell?"
"Believe me, I just can. And she's just a fagpin."
Example 2: The only reason why Tommy invited Shelly to his parent's Christmas party was because he didn't want his family to know that he was gay. He had no real romantic interest with her and her only function at the party was to serve as a fagpin.
"No. He is definitely gay."
"How can you tell?"
"Believe me, I just can. And she's just a fagpin."
Example 2: The only reason why Tommy invited Shelly to his parent's Christmas party was because he didn't want his family to know that he was gay. He had no real romantic interest with her and her only function at the party was to serve as a fagpin.
by Abraxas Romante January 17, 2008
A straight single woman who consistently hangs around a homosexual man so that others won't think he is a homosexual.
The only reason why Tommy invited Shelly to his parent's Christmas party was because he didn't want his family to know that he was gay. He had no real romantic interest with her and her only function at the party was to serve as a fagpin so his parents wouldn't discover his true nature.
by Abraxas Romante January 30, 2008
The art of avoiding commercials by copying and saving a video broadcast such as a television show or movie onto your television for viewing at a more opportune time.
I really hate commercials and have absolutely no time to watch House tonight so I'm going to tevo House, and we can watch it when we have some free time tomorrow.
by Abraxas Romante January 30, 2008
a play off the word abominable where a stoner can make a witty reference to a bong and a bowl and still say that they find something abominable. It is similar to a homomorph yet a few letters are replaced making it in a sense a heteromorph.
by Abraxas Romante August 6, 2008
1) Of or having to do with the Roman Emperor Caligula.
2) The mixing together of food and sex in a similar fashion to that of the Roman Emperor Caligula.
2) The mixing together of food and sex in a similar fashion to that of the Roman Emperor Caligula.
The Jack in the Box commercial that places the clown Jack in a hot tub with his girlfriend and his swinger friends is very caligulic in nature especially when the fast food restaurant's commercial insinuates group sex while advertising the tastiness of Jack's new Sirloin steak burger.
by Abraxas Romante February 12, 2008