Abraxas Romante's definitions

fagpin

A politically incorrect word that defines a straight single woman who consistently hangs around with a homosexual man.

Example 1: "Are those two a couple? Or is the girl he's with single?"
"No. He is definitely gay."
"How can you tell?"
"Believe me, I just can. And she's just a fagpin."
Example 2: The only reason why Tommy invited Shelly to his parent's Christmas party was because he didn't want his family to know that he was gay. He had no real romantic interest with her and her only function at the party was to serve as a fagpin.

by Abraxas Romante January 10, 2009

abonginable

a play off the word abominable where a stoner can make a witty reference to a bong and a bowl and still say that they find something abominable. It is similar to a homomorph yet a few letters are replaced making it in a sense a heteromorph.

I find your interest in sappy movies quite abonginable.

by Abraxas Romante October 1, 2008

homomorph

1) A word that has two or more different meanings yet is spelled exactly the same way.
2) A word that might have multiple meanings. The medieval poet Chaucer was famous for this.
Explanation sentance: That roller coaster Ghostrider at Knotts Berry Farm is sick, I just love all the twists and turns.
vs. I got so sick on that roller coaster ride.
Explanation: In the first case, sick is used to emphasize how great something is. In the second sentence it is used in a negative connotation as to how one actually feels as in being sick to one's stomach.

Since sick has two completely different meanings, I would label it as a homomorph.

by Abraxas Romante October 1, 2008

heteromorph

Noun: A heteromorph is a word that sounds similar to another word and can even carry the same meaning as the original word depending on how one understands it. Yet it is always spelled differently and may sound slightly different then the original word.
Study the case of abominable vs. abonginable.

"I found that snow man you built to be quite abonginable especially when you put that black pipe in its mouth," Jack said.
"You really know how to use a heteromorph in a sentence don't you Jack," Jill responded.

by Abraxas Romante October 1, 2008

cheney

to try unsuccessfully to assassinate your friend while claiming to be deer hunting.

I was on a hunting trip with my friend and pulled a cheney but my friend still survived.

by Abraxas Romante August 5, 2008

dipophile

A person who loves to keep dipping chips inside of a flavorful mixture and becomes quite addicted to doing so once hooked by the taste.

Dana just couldn't get enough of the tasty spinach dip and she kept eating it by scooping it onto chip after chip. It was like she was addicted and people at the party soon labeled her as a dipophile.

by Abraxas Romante May 19, 2008

monkey fart

Any sound on water that makes a blooping type of sound. It is normally caused by a falling object perfectly striking and entering the water at an angle where it has the least friction.

1) Her dive off the diving board was so perfect that when she hit the water there wasn't really much of a splash only a monkey fart.

2) It was dark on the placid lake and completely quiet. Bored I started tossing rocks into the water underneath the full moon. Every time I threw a rock into the lake the only sound I could hear in the darkness was a monkey fart.

by Abraxas Romante April 29, 2008