Abraxas Romante's definitions
A straight single woman who consistently hangs around a homosexual man so that others won't think he is a homosexual.
The only reason why Tommy invited Shelly to his parent's Christmas party was because he didn't want his family to know that he was gay. He had no real romantic interest with her and her only function at the party was to serve as a fagpin so his parents wouldn't discover his true nature.
by Abraxas Romante January 30, 2008
Get the fagpinmug. A bright orange button on your channel changer that takes you to a menu on your television where you have a choice of previewing a written list of current, recorded, or to be recorded shows.
Check and see if your moxi works on the television first before I send out a repair man to fix your moxi for you.
by Abraxas Romante March 24, 2008
Get the moximug. 1) Of or having to do with the Roman Emperor Caligula.
2) The mixing together of food and sex in a similar fashion to that of the Roman Emperor Caligula.
2) The mixing together of food and sex in a similar fashion to that of the Roman Emperor Caligula.
The Jack in the Box commercial that places the clown Jack in a hot tub with his girlfriend and his swinger friends is very caligulic in nature especially when the fast food restaurant's commercial insinuates group sex while advertising the tastiness of Jack's new Sirloin steak burger.
by Abraxas Romante February 26, 2008
Get the caligulicmug. A person who loves to keep dipping chips inside of a flavorful mixture and becomes quite addicted to doing so once hooked by the taste.
Dana just couldn't get enough of the tasty spinach dip and she kept eating it by scooping it onto chip after chip. It was like she was addicted and people at the party soon labeled her as a dipophile.
by Abraxas Romante May 19, 2008
Get the dipophilemug. by Abraxas Romante August 5, 2008
Get the cheneymug. Any sound on water that makes a blooping type of sound. It is normally caused by a falling object perfectly striking and entering the water at an angle where it has the least friction.
1) Her dive off the diving board was so perfect that when she hit the water there wasn't really much of a splash only a monkey fart.
2) It was dark on the placid lake and completely quiet. Bored I started tossing rocks into the water underneath the full moon. Every time I threw a rock into the lake the only sound I could hear in the darkness was a monkey fart.
2) It was dark on the placid lake and completely quiet. Bored I started tossing rocks into the water underneath the full moon. Every time I threw a rock into the lake the only sound I could hear in the darkness was a monkey fart.
by Abraxas Romante April 29, 2008
Get the monkey fartmug. A convenient way to avoid commercials by copying and saving a video broadcast such as a television show or movie onto your television for viewing at a more opportune time.
Even though we weren't able to get together last night, I tevoed Lost so we can all watch it together tonight, and we will even be able to fast forward the commercials.
by Abraxas Romante January 30, 2008
Get the tevoedmug.