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Definitions by Abigail Asher

The place between the ass and the cooch
Don't fuck me in the Gooch it doesn't work like that
Gooch by Abigail Asher April 20, 2024

Strunk Out 

1. So Stoned and Drunk all else is meaningless.
2. So Stoned and Drunk you can no longer form words and are basically experiencing a stoned drunk burnt out feeling.
3. So Stoned and Drunk all thought is thrown to the wind.
Dude: Egh err vebla berjeblah Erdeblah
Me: DUDE, you're so Strunk Out, you're no longer speaking human

Dude: Garble Gleaugh Bleaugh
Me: Now you're just speaking Garblovian, you seriously need help, Dude.
Dude: Gob Blaugh Blaugh
Me: Alright, I'm out, get help Dude.
Strunk Out by Abigail Asher October 15, 2023

Hate Crime 

When a bigot thinks they get to say or do whatever they please to an either racial, sexual or gender minority just because they don't like what or who they are AKA A Racist/Phobic Prick.
My Friend: Are you okay?
Me: Other than having experienced a Hate Crime I'm peachy.

My Friend: Sorry
Me: Yeah, I know but the more things change the more they stay the same, people like that deserve a sentence not freedom.
Hate Crime by Abigail Asher September 24, 2023
A proper, if derogatory way to refer to a hateful person who identifies with their biological gender, in other words, TRASH!
My Friend: So that went well...
Me: It's a stretch to say that went well, that damn Cisgend ran amok over me using the bathroom of the gender I identify with. But whatever she was trash, so I'll be fine, might have almost got into a knock down drag out maybe teared up a bit, but I'm fine.
Cisgend by Abigail Asher September 24, 2023

Cis Scum 

Cisgenders who think it's okay to belittle or use hate speech or dead name someone who is trans, in other words TRASH!
Me: Dear God why the hell is that dude so GD transphobic
My Friend: Dude is a bit of a push, he's cis scum!
Me: Oh, yeah I've heard that word before, he seems to fit the definition.
Cis Scum by Abigail Asher September 24, 2023

finger trotting 

To rapidly fap your... Yes?
Mom: Where’s Abbie?
Sis: She’s In Her Room!
Mom: What’s She Doing In There...
Sis: She’s finger trotting!
Mom: She’s WHAT?!
Sis: What Do You Think?!
Mom: TMI!
finger trotting by Abigail Asher January 11, 2021