Abbott 's definitions

Two hog wash!

Police White wash!

Any time a fact or facts is known by more than one police officer any and all further evidence is tainted by a 2 hog wash!"
"Two hog wash!"

by Abbott December 3, 2022

Platform pooze

A position of privilege wherein ones faeces and urine is placed above the heads of those living nearby as per Train station elevated platform toilet blocks.

"Anybody can float a platform poos over there house, it's free!"
Platform pooze

by Abbott December 3, 2022

UNiBLOCKhEaD

Often outspoken ad-lib or borrowed social commentary, usually funny..

UNiBLOCKhEaDs have a genetic predisposition to express humourous philosophical observations..

by Abbott January 9, 2023

cUN+$TABLE

Unstable police rental prices.

Bro, every cUN+$TABLE costs more than the last one!

by Abbott December 18, 2022

Carringbush college

Disorganisation for community skillsets development.

Where did you learn to drive?
Carringbush college back alley training range!

by Abbott January 9, 2023