Aaron T.'s definitions

sheeny

The junk man or rag man. A peddler or street vendor of junk.

If you don't behave, we'll sell you to the sheeny!

by Aaron T. May 1, 2008

kuato

An infant-sized symbotic mutant whose conjoined twin is an otherwise normal-looking adult male. As seen in the 1990 film Total Recall, where Kuato was the sage and revered leader of the mutant resistance on Mars. When Kuato emerged from his host's abdomen, the host went into a trance-like state.

The Martians love Kuato. They think he's fuckin' George Washington.

by Aaron T. October 8, 2006

dowager

A (possibly wealthy) old woman, particularly one with an osteoporosis-induced hunchback (a "dowager's hump").

The widow next door is a rich old dowager.

by Aaron T. September 24, 2006