Definitions by Aaron T.

sheeny 

The junk man or rag man. A peddler or street vendor of junk.

If you don't behave, we'll sell you to the sheeny!

sheeny by Aaron T. May 1, 2008

kuato 

An infant-sized symbotic mutant whose conjoined twin is an otherwise normal-looking adult male. As seen in the 1990 film Total Recall, where Kuato was the sage and revered leader of the mutant resistance on Mars. When Kuato emerged from his host's abdomen, the host went into a trance-like state.

The Martians love Kuato. They think he's fuckin' George Washington.

kuato by Aaron T. October 8, 2006

dowager

A (possibly wealthy) old woman, particularly one with an osteoporosis-induced hunchback (a "dowager's hump").

The widow next door is a rich old dowager.

dowager by Aaron T. September 24, 2006