Definitions by AYB

pipe dream 

A vain dream that will never happen, given the harsh reality of life.

World peace and human equality are examples of pipe dreams because humans are more naturally inclined to kill off their competition than to cooperate.

pipe dream by AYB May 21, 2003

Terrance and Phillip 

Canadian humor at its best. Features two idiots who do nothing but fart throughout the show.

Terrence: Hey Philip. Can you smell the color of the wind?
Philip: I'll go check.
(Terrence farts)
Philip: Now that's a strawberry fart! Naw haw haw haw haw.

Terrance and Phillip by AYB May 21, 2003

carnivore

A meat-eater. One who eats animal flesh.

To attempt to make a vegetarian out of your cat or dog would be animal cruelty, since both animals are obligatory carnivores.

carnivore by AYB May 17, 2003

reality tv 

About as real as seeing a cat doing my tax papers while whistling Stravinsky's "The Rite of Spring" in A-minor.

Reality my ass.

reality tv by AYB May 17, 2003

Cowboy Bebop 

A pretty good anime series that was mutilated by Cartoon Network, even though they were nice enough to not cut out the blood, gore, death scenes, dead prople, and most of the profanity. Unfortunately for those of us who want something new, Cartoon Stagnate even makes sure we never miss a single episode of Bebop by repeating it over and over and OVER AND OVER AND FUCKING OVER AGAIN!!! AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!

Soon I will have my cable company permanently block Cartoon Network from my TV listing thanks to repeats of Bebop and other poorly-translated, censored anime shows.

Cowboy Bebop by AYB May 17, 2003

McDonalds 

People say they hate this restaurant so much, yet more people order food from this dump than everywhere else combined. Hypocrites.

McDonald's fries taste real good, though.

McDonalds by AYB May 16, 2003

peace talks 

A fucking joke, because the wars typically become even MORE intense after the so called "peace talks".

Despite hundreds of peace talks. the Nations of Islam are still at each other's throats.

peace talks by AYB May 14, 2003