ASHMAN's definitions

bohemian rhapsody

A song by 70's, 80's band Queen.

Quite possibly the best song of all time.

Anyone who doesn't like it is a big old pile of smeg

"hey lets listen to a little Bohemian Rhapsody"
"Yeah rock on"

by ashman November 15, 2003

Bat Out Of Hell

One of my best all time songs and a worldwide selling phenomenom.

Pure Brilliance wrapped up in 10 minutes.

"Like a bat out of hell I'll be gone when the morning comes.

by ashman November 18, 2003

Bono

Is the record for the biggest crap!

"Somebody's been keeping it a secret. Bono was never the record holder! He's the record!"

by ashman March 8, 2008

funeral for a friend

Another reason for the fucking downfall of today's society. An absolute pile of shit that got booed off stage at many Iron Maiden concerts for just been shit.

Did I mention they're welsh.

"Funeral For A Friend are shit"

by ashman May 10, 2005