ASHMAN's definitions

cumhead

The word cumhead orginates from Temple Moor High School.

The word means someone who puts so much gel on their hair, you can actually see little lumps of it. Making it appear to be cum in a sort of way

"Hey cumhead, what's that's in your hair?"
"Gel"
"It looks like cum to me cumhead"

by ashman July 28, 2004

Dwarf

A person who is small in size due to no fault of his/her own. I've met a few of them. They are nice people. Usually between 2 feet and 4 feet tall.

"I think that the problem may have been that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf.That tended to understate the hugeness of the object."

by ashman March 8, 2008

NET BRED

someone who begs friend online

if you are getting AIR on roads you may reach for the net to make some breds

by ASHMAN February 3, 2005

funeral for a friend

Another reason for the fucking downfall of today's society. An absolute pile of shit that got booed off stage at many Iron Maiden concerts for just been shit.

Did I mention they're welsh.

"Funeral For A Friend are shit"

by ashman May 10, 2005