Dwarf

A person who is small in size due to no fault of his/her own. I've met a few of them. They are nice people. Usually between 2 feet and 4 feet tall.

"I think that the problem may have been that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf.That tended to understate the hugeness of the object."

by ashman March 08, 2008

bohemian rhapsody

A song by 70's, 80's band Queen.

Quite possibly the best song of all time.

Anyone who doesn't like it is a big old pile of smeg

"hey lets listen to a little Bohemian Rhapsody"
"Yeah rock on"

by ashman November 15, 2003

wankarse

The word wankarse originates from me. I just said it out of no where when my brother pissed me off.

Since then i have given the word it's own definition that really does make sense.

The word basically means anyone that puts there finger up there arse for pleasure.

This word can also be used if you are pissed off at people

"Hey, you wanna go and see Blazin Squad"
"How about you fuck off, wankarse"

by ashman July 24, 2004

I feel all spoilt

To have ejaculated while your clothes are on basically.

"Wow look at Britney Spears, she is so good looking and her clevage is so fine"
(ejaculates in his pants)
"Wow that was cool, now i feel all spoilt

by ashman November 14, 2003