Definitions by ARog59

Regressotech 

Noun or adjective; refers to new technological devices or systems promoted as progressive when they actually don't work as well as the device or system that they replaced.

Owen remembered a time when most sinks in public bathrooms had handles with which one could turn on the water and adjust its temperature and flow. The new regressotech sinks have motion sensors instead of handles, the user has to wave his or her hands in various ways in order to activate them, and the flow of water is generally very brief.

Regressotech by ARog59 August 23, 2024

iamab

innocuous action misinterpreted as bigotry (acronym: Innocuous Action Misinterpreted As Bigotry)

Glenn declined to sit on the bench next to the Black lady because he knew that that part of the bench was frequently shat upon by birds. Unfortunately, the lady considered this iamab to be racist.

iamab by ARog59 August 22, 2024

sursi 

sudden reversal of sexual interest (acronym SUdden Reversal of Sexual Interest)

Heather experienced a sursi when she noticed that her boyfriend had moldy, deformed toe nails.

sursi by ARog59 August 22, 2024

Haggall 

Have a good game all (an acronym for HAve A Good Game All) - a welcoming exclamation made to a group of individuals who are about to play a game.

"Haggall!" said Alex, as he and his friends were about to begin playing their favorite game.

Haggall by ARog59 August 22, 2024