emo goth

emo and goth kinda like a bisexual person being gay and straight, depending on their mood.

You are such a little emo goth punk.

by Anonymous May 13, 2005

how the hell should I know?

An aggitated responce for when someone asks you a question you cannot possibly know the answer to. Usually said in a tone that is more or less telling the person to fuck off.

Guy #1: Where did I put my pen?
Guy #2: How the hell should I know?

by anonymous October 18, 2004

happiness

Something man doesn't know until he's married. Then it's too late.

John went and got married. R.I.P., chance of him finding happiness.

by anonymous April 05, 2005

coochie cobwebs

Pussy that that hasn't been fucked in a long time which is either old, dead, or smells like rotten ass. In other words that shit never has any action.

I mean I love my grandmom, but man I can smell them coochie cobwebs even when she's not around.

by Anonymous December 21, 2003

poos

1. Frequent and watery bowel movements
2. Looseness of the bowels
3. Diarrhea
4. Shits
5. Main ingredient in a Doo Doo Pie

Q: Why isn't Nancy at work today?
A: Oh, She ate some bad sushis and now she got the poos.

by Anonymous April 17, 2005

welfare

Safety social net that is necessary, but needs an overhaul. Has been abused, and needs to have its anti-fraud regulations strictly enforced. Would be less necessary if Dubya and his rich corporate buddies hadn't ruined the economy and caused massive unemployment.

If Dubya Bush wasn't from a rich powerful family, he'd certainly be on welfare, because he's not qualified for any jobs I can think of.

by Anonymous October 06, 2003

Tim Hortons

A coffe and baked goods chain based in Canada.

Wanna go to Tim Hortons?

by Anonymous March 24, 2003