ANoNyMoUs's definitions
A mutant chigga with a hyperextensive penis long enough to impale most people. His favorite trick is to sneak up behind people while they tie their shoes, and ram his iron pecker into their anus and out through the tops of their heads - killing them instantly.
"Run, women get inside your homes and bar the doors! Men, grab whatever weapons you have and flock to fight the beast in the Town Square. The creature, Lex the Impaler, has broken through the city gates!"
by Anonymous April 29, 2003
Get the Lex the Impalermug. by Anonymous May 1, 2003
Get the Nebbymug. by Anonymous October 2, 2001
Get the home spacemug. Almighty swallower of all things. Greatly feared by Ford and Dodge trucks everywhere. Mazda trucks don't even stand a chance.
by Anonymous September 21, 2003
Get the gargantuan vaginamug. by Anonymous October 2, 2003
Get the fuckstickmug. Cocaine. Rhyming slang "Gianlucca Vialli" <--> "Charlie". Gianlucca Vialli was a former footballer for Chelsea.
by Anonymous September 5, 2003
Get the gianluccamug. by Anonymous October 9, 2003
Get the Voomug.