ANOnyMous's definitions

SPS

Stands for the "Standardized Pump Scale." A scale used to indicate a girl's hotness. The assigned numerical value is determined by estimating the amount of pumps it would take to ejaculate while having sexual intercourse with the girl. The lower the number of pumps, the hotter the girl. It should be noted that the SPS may be unreasonably skewed by the effects of alcohol or the lack of sex since high school prom.

Guy 1: Man, check out that hottie.
Guy 2: Yeah, she's at least a 6 on the SPS.
Guy 1: Yeah right, she's only a 2 unless you count the 4 courtesy pumps you'd give her just so you wouldn't feel so guilty.

by anonymous October 6, 2004

Born 2 Nothing

Uber badass local band from Tyler, TX.

Born 2 Nothing owns your mother.

by Anonymous August 6, 2004

-[pag.xero]-

A person with an extreme talent with the awp. He's said to be one of the best cs players ever.

-pag.xero- has mastered the awp.

by Anonymous June 22, 2003

clusterfucking

An orgy, sex en masse

It was a room full of people fucking, one giant clusterfuck

by Anonymous December 21, 2002

bray

Hilary Duffs boyfriend. A hot surfie, and state footy player

shit, i wish i was alex bray

by Anonymous August 19, 2003

no surrender snooker

Playing snooker in the dark in a locked room until someone comes along with the key and releases the survivor.

You've fucked my mom for the last time - you and me are gonna play some no surrender snooker!!!

...what? I don't know what that means you fucking prick.

by Anonymous February 24, 2003

g/w

guess what

g/w happened to me!?

by Anonymous July 10, 2006