ANOTHERDEADROMEO's definitions

POF

Contrary to popular belief, POF doesn't stand for Plenty of Fish. It stands for Puddle of Flesh. POF is the substance that you turn in to and the sound that it makes when it happens.

Gordilia: "OMG! My BF just went POF!"

Larry: "What does that mean?"

Gordilia: "He turned in to a puddle of flesh!"

Larry: "Plop is the man who falls without bones!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 1, 2023

Jesus Was A Satanist

Jesus was a Satanist. Satan was a Christian.

"Jesus was a Satanist 'cause Satan goes to church. Satan was a Christian when the death bell rang for Lurch. He died a frankenbooger up his nostril with a seed. They buried him on Friday. Now his pumpkin Halloweed!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 30, 2023

Heedaho

Idawhores: Whores from Idaho and whores who happen to go by the name of Ida. The word comes from the word Idaho. When you admit that you's a hoe who knows a lot of hoes, you take the conversation to Idaho. It's ghetto slang for a place that ultimately translates to "I'm the whore". The word Yudaho translates into "You're the whore". I know both Hedaho and Shedaho. He's the whore and she's the whore, if you need any background information on them.

"Nice to meet you. I'm the Oklahomasexual. I know Idaho and Yudaho better than anyone else. I know Heedaho. I know Sheedaho. I know all of them Idawhores and I know what they do! One of them works at a place, Iowa Lot!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 12, 2023

Dickshake

To shake dicks instead of hands.

"Almost every hand that you ever shook has had a dick in it. Try a dickshake. Shake dicks instead of hands!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 4, 2023

Whores Back

Somewhere off the track of a crack whore's crack, we like to ride whores back from the whore's back crack.

"Polly no want no whore crack. Polly want a lolly want a crawly wanna whores back!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 27, 2023

Dairy Nipples

A lot of people may wonder if Harris Teeters (AKA Hairy Teeters, Hairy Teeth (Hairy Teethers) or Even a Hairy Tooth (Hairy Toothers) are the same things as Hairy Deuters (Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy), Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots), Hairy Dooters and Hairy Doots. No, but they are similar in the fact that Hairy Dooters (AKA Hairy Doots) resemble 5th assholes covered in black hair that can appear anywhere on your body and Harris Teeters along with Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots) are like 5th hairy nipples that can do the same.

In some extreme cases, you may have everything from the Dirty Hairies and the Hairy Canaries down to the Dirty Cahooters and the Wooly Babullies, Doodie Croutons, Dut Cracks and the whole nine yards.

Dairy Nipples and Nairy Dipples are fifth hairless nipples that can grow anywhere on your body. These are a lot like Hairy Dooters & Hairy Deuters (AKA Hairy Doots which are fifth hairy assholes) and Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots which are fifth hairy nipples), only the latter ones listed here just so happen to produce hair, not so unlike a Harris Teeter.

"Thou shalt not forsake the name of my dairy nipples in vain!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 27, 2023

Buttsmith

A very good name for a band that is not currently in use by anyone. Any variation of the word "Buttsmith" would suffice, even calling yourselves "The Buttsmiths" or "Morris E & The Buttsmiths" would be ace fucking dandy.

"We are the Buttsmiths! Thank you and goodnight! We love you all!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 18, 2023