ANOTHERDEADROMEO's definitions
Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.
"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the pipe cracker of the mind's doodie."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 24, 2023
Get the Butt Wisermug. A racing of the whores and the horse's whores. A horse race is a whore's race. Much like a motorcyclist, a horse-racer is called a Horse Racist.
"Vic DiBitetto rode a horse named Horse Shit in the local horse race. Then he went on to ride a whore named Whore Shit in the National Whore's Race Championship! Much like a motorcyclist, he started out being a Horse Racist!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 8, 2023
Get the Horse Racistmug. A more common phrase for the sport of horse racing. Much like motorcyclists, horse racers prefer to be known as Horse Racists. Just for the record, a horse race itself is more commonly known as a Whore's Race as it involves racing anything from horses and whores to horse's whores and everything in between.
"Vic DiBitetto rode a horse named Horse Shit in the local horse race. Then he went on to ride a whore named Whore Shit in the National Whore's Race Championship! Much like a motorcyclist, he brings the Whore's Racism back to all of the Horse Racists!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 8, 2023
Get the Whore's Racismmug. Fan:
The word "fan" as a supporter of something or someone equates to weaksauce. The word "fan" is for total piss-ons who grovel at the feet of whatever ilk they worship. I'm just a "viewer" of a movie, play, game or show. I am just a "listener" when it comes to bands & artists. I am never a "fan" & there is never a "we" between myself & their weak, groveling fan-bases.
The word "fan" as a supporter of something or someone equates to weaksauce. The word "fan" is for total piss-ons who grovel at the feet of whatever ilk they worship. I'm just a "viewer" of a movie, play, game or show. I am just a "listener" when it comes to bands & artists. I am never a "fan" & there is never a "we" between myself & their weak, groveling fan-bases.
"There is no "we" between myself & fans. They can enjoy all of the dumb shit they want to. I enjoy whatever I enjoy. I'm not groveling to anyone in support of their music, roles or other content. I am not a herd animal walking among the fan-bases to be herded by their leaders. I am not a fan!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO June 8, 2023
Get the Fanmug. Hairy nipples, hairless nipples and other body anomalies can be known as dairy hooters, hairy dooters, dirty hairies, hairy dairies, dairy hairies, nairy dipples, dairy nipples, dairy hoots, hairy doots, nairy hipples and nairless hipples, among less common words like Harris Teeters.
Hymns Of Deuteronomy; An Ode To Hairy Dairies:
"I love how you skitter me scats just like you scatter me deuters. And I love the way you tipsy my nips just like you scooter me hooters. When you busty my lust and when you chesty my breast and when you're silky for milk, you know l like you the best, but I don't know a god damned thing about these computers.
I love how you neuter my newts just like you grew dirty hairies. And if you want to deuter my hoots, you'll have to dairy my nairies. There was a hooter of doots on top of my nairy dipples that will sing you a song that's scathing my hairy nipples, but I still know nothing about how much that this hurts your dairies."
Hex the Dolls:
"Hex the dolls with dairy hooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Hex the dolls with hairy dooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Nairy dipples, dairy nipples! Fa la la la la la la la la! Dirty hairies hurt my dairies! Fa la la la la, la la la la!"
"I love how you skitter me scats just like you scatter me deuters. And I love the way you tipsy my nips just like you scooter me hooters. When you busty my lust and when you chesty my breast and when you're silky for milk, you know l like you the best, but I don't know a god damned thing about these computers.
I love how you neuter my newts just like you grew dirty hairies. And if you want to deuter my hoots, you'll have to dairy my nairies. There was a hooter of doots on top of my nairy dipples that will sing you a song that's scathing my hairy nipples, but I still know nothing about how much that this hurts your dairies."
Hex the Dolls:
"Hex the dolls with dairy hooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Hex the dolls with hairy dooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Nairy dipples, dairy nipples! Fa la la la la la la la la! Dirty hairies hurt my dairies! Fa la la la la, la la la la!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 4, 2023
Get the Dairiesmug. "Dude, like 25 beast-like plumbers with butt-crack-itis just totally did a magical Indian rain dance around my filthy rug-burnt scrotum pole!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 9, 2023
Get the Scrotum Polemug. Any time a person talks very passionately and in great detail about a topic, they are yammin'. Chewing with your mouth open is also known as yammin'. In either case, your response to the person doing it should always be to cut them off and tell them to Quit Yammin'!
Gordilia: "I read the greatest Bible verse the other night. It really set me free and moved my soul!"
Cornelius: "Quit Yammin', Gordilia!"
Cornelius: "Quit Yammin', Gordilia!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 26, 2023
Get the Quit Yammin'mug.