necromanicide

killing of satan and evil

by Anonymous August 21, 2003

Hartney Helmet

A grotesquely enlarged head of the male genitalia; Resembling a lumpy potato.

Charlie's "Hartney Helmet" prevents him from participating in sexual acts with all but the largest farm animals.

by Anonymous April 03, 2003

burger punk

a man working behind the counter at a burger joint, who spits in your food and puts a hole in your soda cup

You burger punks will pay!

by Anonymous July 02, 2003

beetches

= bitches

by Anonymous April 02, 2003

100 Meter Dash

A very fast and furious masturbation session.

I didn't have much time so i did a quick 100 meter dash before school.

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

ankle spanker

An extremely long penis that often collides with the ankles. Often too long for sexual pleasure. Mainly used as a large fleshy whip for those who like it rough.

Ow! You're not stepping on my toes. That's my ankle spanker!

by Anonymous November 01, 2003

jesus on a stick

my answer to every question i am asked by an adult

person: whats your name
me: jesus on a stick

by Anonymous June 15, 2003