edward ford

super ed super, super ed super ed

ed is super, ed is super

by anonymous February 12, 2005

pornicopia

A vast, localized source of pornography, such as an external 350 gig hard drive of porn rips, or a huge crate of dirty magazines.

"Gentlemen, I believe we have stumbled upon a veritable pornicopia!"

by Anonymous March 28, 2004

WMF

Windows Media Format. Began as MS started owning the world.

That file is in WMF format.

by Anonymous March 22, 2005

lockbox

The pivotal element of Al Gore's campaign for the 2000 U.S. Presidential election.

I'm gonna take this social security and put it in a lockbox!

by Anonymous March 04, 2004

petteded

what you are after a pett has sex with you.

I got petteded last night

by anonymous May 13, 2005

wanker

While "to wank" means "to masturbate", the term "wanker" is seldom if ever used in British slang to denote "one who wanks". It is quite wrong to infer from somebody's being a wanker that they in fact wank (and vice versa), but of course, fair to assume they do in any case. Herein lies the genius of the insult: if you call someone a wanker, it's probably true, but only literally.

I suppose it all originates from our repressed Victorian sexualities, from back when everybody thought they were the only ones to suffer the secret shame of being an actual wanker.

Most children these days learn the word "wanker" long before they learn its literal meaning.

You're such a wanker.
Oh gosh! How did you know?

He lost both of his hands in a childhood kiting accident.
What a wanker!

by anonymous May 31, 2004

R1

A preppy's sportbike. Only assholes and posers ride this bike. The mighty Gixxer1k has been kicking this bike's ass for the past 3 years and these thugs can't get it through their head that the R1 sucks. Shizzzz.

gsx-r1k>r1

by Anonymous September 27, 2003