Mormonism

In 1832, Joseph Smith found golden plates on Hill Cumorah; a small, steep hill located in Palmyra, NY. So, Mormanism began. Every summer, Palmyra is infested with religion-spreading Mormons, merely hoping to pass their goodness unto the world through missionary work and abstinence. Here, they enjoy the festivities of the Hill Cumorah Pagent, the very site at which the religion was founded.

(To non-mormon)"Hi. I'm from Palmyra." *Blank Stare*---"Oh...cool..?" "It's like a Jerusalem to the Mormons." "Oh, I have a Mormon friend. She can't..." "I know."

(To Mormon) "Hi. I'm from Palymra." "OH MY GOD, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?" "No. You're Mormon aren't you?"

by anonymous March 11, 2005

weed

a beautiful thing if used properly. all it does is make you happy.

yo pass that joint around brother.

by anonymous November 24, 2004

jp

just playin, ppl usually use this when on the internet
synonym :jk (just kiddin)

jackass_fo_life4325: yous a ho bitch, back up!
chick0102: fuck u nigga!
jackass: u no im jp
chick0102: oh ok is all good

by anonymous December 29, 2003

sav

1. Manuel
2. A pimp who loves pimping.
3. A person so cool, it can not be explained with words.
4. A person from the jungle.

Derived from past experiences with a colleague named Manuel.

That guy who laid down the law was such as sav.

by Anonymous August 09, 2004

single

A CD that usually has around half the tracks of a normal one.

Why pay full price for half the music? I hate singles and EPs.

by anonymous March 15, 2005

Qupe

Slang for a QP, which is slang for quarter pound. Used most commonly amongst marijuana dealers/buyers.

Pothead: Sup, bitch, can I get a dime sack?
Dealer: I'm 'bout to re-up and get a qupe, call me back in a few...

by Anonymous August 01, 2004

labia majora

No, dumb ass!
Labia majora is the technical term for the outer lips that form the slit where the bush hair grows, that has to be shaved.
It's the labia majora that form the pubic mound or so called mons venus.
Otherwise called the camel toe. Know your pussy, dude! Get it right!

Labia majora aka camel toe

by anonymous November 13, 2004