cuntuous

"That Phillie's game was cuntuous!"

"Why is your neighbor being so cuntuous?"

"The new Anal Cunt cd is most cuntuous."
by Andrew May 02, 2004
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loan shark

someone of a very shady reputation, whom you would borrow money from only as a last resort. they'll charge outrageous interest, and if you fail to pay up, they'll send some of their goons to break your legs.
i borrowed money from vito the loan shark. i missed a payment, and his thugs come around and broke my arm!
by andrew July 21, 2004
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Camila Mendez

Thee most beutiful girl to ever live. She is perfect in every possible way. I love her to death and wish we could be together forever. Love you so much baby
Camila is the greatest thing to ever happen to me
by andrew January 13, 2005
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Paris

1. The act of striking a male's penis with a lead model of the Eiffel Tower.

2. The capital and largest city of France, in the north-central part of the country on the Seine River. Founded as a fishing village on the Île de la Cité, Paris (then called Lutetia) was captured and fortified by the Romans in 52 B.C. Clovis I made it the capital of his kingdom after A.D. 486, and Hugh Capet established it as the capital of France after his accession to the throne in 987. Through the succeeding centuries, Paris grew rapidly as a commercial, cultural, and industrial center. The city was occupied by the Germans in World War II from June 14, 1940, to August 25, 1944. Population: 2,152,329.
"Well, we'll always have Paris!"
by andrew November 28, 2004
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cabrón

In Spain, this refers to the English equivalent as "Lucky Bastard".
Persona A - Mañana tienes que tomar cinco examenes pero yo no.
Persona B - Eres cabrón...
by Andrew March 15, 2005
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hypermobilic

by andrew February 10, 2003
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fuckmonkeys

Used as an explative very convienent because you can always say monkeys louder than fuck, thus tricking the holier-than-thou people that you actually said something innocent. See fudgemonkeys fuckamonkey

Plurel of fuckmonkey
Oh fuckmonkeys!

Just ignore them, they're nothing but a bunch of fuckmonkeys.
by Andrew March 18, 2005
mugGet the fuckmonkeysmug.