gaytarded

A combination of slang terms gay and retarded. Although similar in spelling and sound to said slangs, gaytarded pertains to a ridiculous situation where and when no other single word can emphasize the degree of how gay and retarded the scene really is. Not related to homosexuality or mental illness.

Note: Gaytarded should only be used in the most extreme level of social depravity.

Doug: Come see my band man, we're totally cool!
Andy: Yeah? What's it sound like?
Doug: Well we sound like Tool, but instead of drums I've elected to beatbox!
Andy: Doug- you and everything in your world is fucking gaytarded.
Doug: Yeah we're called "Aesthetic."
Andy: I will end you, gaytard.

by Andrew May 23, 2003

Suasida

Sudden, unexpected anal sex induced diarrhea accident.

Wtf would you want an example. I think the definition is enough, no man, nor woman would want to go through this, right?

by Andrew February 22, 2005

chonk

To be rather rough on ones gear box. To change gears without regard for the gear box.

Would you stop chonking the frigging gears!

by Andrew October 04, 2003

Shplabow

i heard it on a sprite comercial
i think it means somethin like "oh yeah"

1. a) dude that toy with the afro said "shplabow"

b) look at her butt, thats nice "shplabow"

by Andrew August 08, 2004

Moose

1.) A form of Animal
2.) The colour your teeth go if you dont clean them for a week
3.) The strange smell your closet makes
4.) Making a salad

1.) I once petted a moose
2.) Oh man Camping makes everything turn moose right on a weeks away time brother!
3.) What the fuck is that! You got some serious moose coming outta there!
4.) Jackson! Go moose for me will you!

by Andrew January 22, 2004

Put your tittes in my mouff son

When one in the places the areola in the mouth of Andrew for the satisfaction asociated with such action.

Hey, put your titties in my mouff, son!!

by Andrew May 01, 2004

sloint

An old wrinkly neck taking the shape of and looking like a vagina.

by Andrew February 25, 2003