ALyssa's definitions

axe

axe is a smelly thing that alotta guys buy that they think smells goosd that actually smells alot like crap.

He had that axe spray it smells like shyt!

by alyssa December 20, 2004

Luigi Pirandello

An Italian playwright who won the Nobel Prize in 1934, most famous for his minimalist work "Six Characters in Search of an Author". He married a woman whose name was Mrs. Pirandello. And she was young.


Also: an acceptable Quiz Bowl answer for virtually any question about plays where the answer is not known.

"Luigi Pirandello" may also be used as extended slang to refer to any Quiz Bowl question in which one does not know the answer, but guesses an answer based solely on the fact that certain obscure people/things pop up with great frequency in QuizBowl.

"This Italian playwright..."
"LUIGI PIRANDELLO!"

by Alyssa October 6, 2004

radmand

a member of the coooolest mother fucking family on the planet

alyssa, ur a radmand!

by alyssa November 26, 2003

koolio

the new "hippest" way to say cool(*lol), expecially when instant messaging!

IM Conversation:
monkeezrok: I got a new Guitar!!!
tammlala: Koolio!!!

by Alyssa March 6, 2004

Crackalackin

A greeting commonly used by todays ghetto children.

Whats crackalackin with the booty smackin?

by Alyssa July 27, 2003

ten page syndrome

When you are writing a huge important paper that is supposed to be 15-20 pages, and somewhere around the tenth page, you start feeling like a) you are never going to finish this goddamn paper, b)everything you have written so far is total crap and makes no sense. Generally results in a paper-writing break that may include curling up in a ball and sobbing. Occurs with higher frequency at the end of the semester. Only known cure is actually getting off your ass and working. Ten page syndrome may persist until you are a page or two away from your minimum, when it will be replaced by elation and a second wind of energy.

I can't tell if my paper about postmodernism and the clam trade in Cucamonga is really a worthless piece of shit, or if I just have ten page syndrome.

by alyssa August 29, 2005

the fed

The federal police

The feds are going to rush the drug bust tonight

by alyssa June 15, 2004