4 definitions by AL-B in the 313

shit shirt

when you're taking a shit and when you go to wipe you mistakenly grab the tail of your shirt with the toilet paper. if you're using the cheap rough toilet paper you might notice the texture difference right away and avoid getting a shit shirt paper. however if you're using the soft fluffy tp it is quite difficult to distinguish the two and when you go to drop the tp in the toilet you will notice it was you shirt you used and not the tp.

guy 1: what happened to your shirt?

guy 2: i had to take it off bcuz it's a shit shirt now. can't go around wearin a shit shirt and smellin like shit u know...

by AL-B in the 313 March 8, 2007

no hands

the absolute best way to get a blowjob. if you're in the middle of a blowjob and want to increase the feeling tell the bitch "no hands" your eyes will immediately roll to the back of your head and your throat will release a long but quiet "awwwwwwwwwwh"

(during a blowjob)

head doctor: how's that feel?

dude: it feels good, but could be better.

head doctor: what do u want me to do?

dude: no hands bitch, no hands...

head doctor: like that?

dude: (eyes rolled back) no words bitch, no words...awwwwwwwwh...

by AL-B in the 313 February 23, 2007

celly telly

a cell phone i.e. sprint, nextel, verizon, t-mobile, cingular or pre-paid phones.

hit my on my celly telly, the number is 313-555-0789.

by AL-B in the 313 January 11, 2007

31-3rd

a nickname for the city of detroit, that is a spin off of the main area code 313.

can be spelled in any variation, for example 30-1-3rd, or thirty-1-third.

if u ain't heard, i'm from the 31-3rd, the city of cars, also the city of stars, me and my nigga's say the city is scarred, from riots and snitches plus crack back in the 80's was large.

by AL-B in the 313 January 11, 2007