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Definitions by ACTethx

The Mrs Johnson Show 

The show in class that the English teacher makes less about her students’ grades falling, and more about her experiences about herself falling. Literally.
Ladies and gentlemen, The Mrs Johnson Show! Hosted and directed by Mrs Johnson!”
The Mrs Johnson Show by ACTethx September 26, 2020

SARS-CoV-2 

The unnecessarily confusing, obnoxious, and irritating name—also known as SARS2—made up by some genius for the virus caused by COVID-19 because apparently someone ran out of names.
Scientist 1: “This virus is getting out of hand! And we don’t have a proper name! God help us!”
Scientist 2: “How about SARS2?”
Scientist 1: “Excellent idea! Now let’s just add CoV so it doesn’t sound like a movie sequel.”

Scientist 2: “SARS-CoV-2 it is then.”
Scientist 1: “INGENIOUS! NOMINATE THIS MAN FOR THE GOD POSITION!”
SARS-CoV-2 by ACTethx March 31, 2020

Pro-COVID 

Someone who doesn’t heed safety protocols in place by the World Health Organisation to battle COVID-19.
Our teacher was called off by our Pro-COVID teacher for wearing a mask at work just after coming back from being sick. What a Covidiot!
Pro-COVID by ACTethx March 30, 2020

The Singaporean Spirit 

A collection of all the common Singaporean attitudes, such as being kiasu, being very inquisitive, being humorous, being multilingual, and being able to speak singlish.
Walao eh! Virus only, everyone just raided the supermarkets!”
“That’s called having the Singaporean Spirit!”
The Singaporean Spirit by ACTethx February 12, 2020

The ‘cher with the fake coffee cup 

That teacher who always walks around with a coffee cup-like water bottle in her hand even during lesson time.
What’s the name of our Literature teacher?”
“The ‘cher with the fake coffee cup!”