Definitions by A guy from Jerzey

Don't have drawers to shit in

Same as don't have a pot to piss in (being broke or having very little to no money.

"That's too much money and I don't have drawers to shit in.

Don't have drawers to shit in by A guy from Jerzey February 3, 2025

Bag-haggle 

Although the actual definition is unknown, it's a way of threatening a misbehaving kid. The most common sentence it's used in, (down below,) has been used for at least 4 generations.

Stop it or I'm going to have to come over there and bag-haggle you!

Bag-haggle by A guy from Jerzey March 14, 2024

Bag-haggle 

Although the actual definition is unknown, it's a way of threatening a misbehaving kid. The most common sentence it's used in, (down below,) has been used for at least 4 generations.

Stop it or I'm going to have to come over there and bag-haggle you!

Bag-haggle by A guy from Jerzey March 14, 2024

Quiff flies

Another name for gnat. My Great Grandma came up with the word "quiff". A quiff is another name for a vagina. One day, another family member had a dog laying out in the sun and there was a swarm of gnats flying around the dogs vagina. That's when my family started calling gnats "quiff flies".

Quiff flies swarm into such a small area, how do they not fly into each other?

Quiff flies by A guy from Jerzey August 17, 2022