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A person who uses this saying is pretty awesome. They know the shadows are something to be wary of and would DEFINITELY also have a vampire stake in their back pocket. Trust the always yeti clan..paranoid, yes, but logical and would survive an apocalypse.
by A Minnesotan April 23, 2019
Get the It's Always Yetismug. An unusual phenomenon which also is a group sex act.
3 inches or less have been reported for the act except one extreme occurrence of 20-30 inches.
Also referred to as Gods Bukkake as it could get even the virgin Mary pregnant; perhaps explaining immaculate conception.
...may also describe vultures vomiting up meat over Kentucky.. but...we all know that is fake news.
3 inches or less have been reported for the act except one extreme occurrence of 20-30 inches.
Also referred to as Gods Bukkake as it could get even the virgin Mary pregnant; perhaps explaining immaculate conception.
...may also describe vultures vomiting up meat over Kentucky.. but...we all know that is fake news.
God came out of the sky..must be Kentucky Meat showers. Take your birth control ladies!!
I broke Sarge everybody...must be Kentucky Meat Showers
Damn...that's a cow shaped hole in that....'boat'...Kentucky Meat Showers served again.
I broke Sarge everybody...must be Kentucky Meat Showers
Damn...that's a cow shaped hole in that....'boat'...Kentucky Meat Showers served again.
by A Minnesotan January 3, 2019
Get the Kentucky Meat Showersmug. Sarges Birthday.
A believer of Yetis
Also.. he has an illuminati cat and knows alot about shahhhks.
Pretty awesome soul.
Happy Birthday Sarge🎉🥂
A believer of Yetis
Also.. he has an illuminati cat and knows alot about shahhhks.
Pretty awesome soul.
Happy Birthday Sarge🎉🥂
by A Minnesotan January 3, 2020
Get the January the Thirdmug. A brunette Ariel that actually knows how to use a fork.
Hair is also freakishly amazing; jury is still out on if she sacrificed a hobo for it.
Doesnt wear uggs. She wears flip flops because clothes and shoes are prisons for our bodies.
(And we love her for it)
Hair is also freakishly amazing; jury is still out on if she sacrificed a hobo for it.
Doesnt wear uggs. She wears flip flops because clothes and shoes are prisons for our bodies.
(And we love her for it)
Princess Sandalwood has hair that rapunzel would've lost sleep over.
If Sarge ticks Princess Sandalwood off one more time im 99% sure she will curse his lego sets; and im here for it.
Princess Sandalwood>Ariel
If Sarge ticks Princess Sandalwood off one more time im 99% sure she will curse his lego sets; and im here for it.
Princess Sandalwood>Ariel
by A Minnesotan June 19, 2019
Get the Princess Sandalwoodmug. A sex act involving a flashlight OR male genitalia. Usually done on a snowy evening; preferably not in Russia as bad results have been reported.
by A Minnesotan November 5, 2018
Get the Half buried flashlightmug. A place where a roided out male can try show off his douchey attributes. Generally has a notebook out with tallies so everyone can see how many 'pull ups' (they werent pullups) he did. Oftentimes another page will have the same amount of tallies for self pleasuring because JackCity is a lonely place.
Welcome to JackCity; where I am my own queen.
JackCity is the worst. When I cry the roids just leak out.
JackCity; where the loneliness is only overdone by the amount of 'Chad'.
JackCity is the worst. When I cry the roids just leak out.
JackCity; where the loneliness is only overdone by the amount of 'Chad'.
by A Minnesotan December 19, 2018
Get the JackCitymug. by A Minnesotan April 23, 2019
Get the It's Never Yetismug.