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A rest stop in New Hampshire where alien abductions occur; only in the 60s.
Maynards basement; this hasnt been fact checked.
NOT the site of the porn shoot for Speechless in Sheboygan. Nothing groovy about what happened there.
A front yard where turkeys tend to flock for romantic encounters.
Maynards basement; this hasnt been fact checked.
NOT the site of the porn shoot for Speechless in Sheboygan. Nothing groovy about what happened there.
A front yard where turkeys tend to flock for romantic encounters.
by A Minnesotan July 8, 2019
Get the Groovy place mug.A place where a roided out male can try show off his douchey attributes. Generally has a notebook out with tallies so everyone can see how many 'pull ups' (they werent pullups) he did. Oftentimes another page will have the same amount of tallies for self pleasuring because JackCity is a lonely place.
Welcome to JackCity; where I am my own queen.
JackCity is the worst. When I cry the roids just leak out.
JackCity; where the loneliness is only overdone by the amount of 'Chad'.
JackCity is the worst. When I cry the roids just leak out.
JackCity; where the loneliness is only overdone by the amount of 'Chad'.
by A Minnesotan December 19, 2018
Get the JackCity mug.A long haired gent you imagine you'd run into at Walmart. Can tell he smells of grizzly wintergreen, juicy fruit and that hairspray your mom used to use.
His life goal more than likely resembles a house full of Sister Wives; obedient slaves willing to please him all the way down to his hamburger helper addiction.
I.e. Walmarts version of Gods gift to women
His life goal more than likely resembles a house full of Sister Wives; obedient slaves willing to please him all the way down to his hamburger helper addiction.
I.e. Walmarts version of Gods gift to women
Gods gift to women? Ohh you mean Walmart Fabio!!
Oop. There goes Walmart Fabio with his harem of brainless slaves again. Pity they listen to that greasy haired narcissist.
Oop. There goes Walmart Fabio with his harem of brainless slaves again. Pity they listen to that greasy haired narcissist.
by A Minnesotan February 22, 2019
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Other useful explanations include the following
It's a short one this week
Greasy meat resembling a bear
Unusual downpour
How we get chapped
Other useful explanations include the following
It's a short one this week
Greasy meat resembling a bear
Unusual downpour
How we get chapped
by A Minnesotan January 3, 2019
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Get the It's Never Yetis mug.Yetis exist. This particular type of person is the logical one. Sometimes it IS yetis making that huge branch crack in the middle of the campground. Sometimes its the Russian government doing tests in the mountains; just never know!
If you meet someone who says 'its sometimes yetis'. You probably found the one that would help you survive in the wilderness.
If you meet someone who says 'its sometimes yetis'. You probably found the one that would help you survive in the wilderness.
Sometimes....its a deer the dog is barking frantically at in the middle of the night; but we all know Its Sometimes Yetis
by A Minnesotan April 23, 2019
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Hair is also freakishly amazing; jury is still out on if she sacrificed a hobo for it.
Doesnt wear uggs. She wears flip flops because clothes and shoes are prisons for our bodies.
(And we love her for it)
Hair is also freakishly amazing; jury is still out on if she sacrificed a hobo for it.
Doesnt wear uggs. She wears flip flops because clothes and shoes are prisons for our bodies.
(And we love her for it)
Princess Sandalwood has hair that rapunzel would've lost sleep over.
If Sarge ticks Princess Sandalwood off one more time im 99% sure she will curse his lego sets; and im here for it.
Princess Sandalwood>Ariel
If Sarge ticks Princess Sandalwood off one more time im 99% sure she will curse his lego sets; and im here for it.
Princess Sandalwood>Ariel
by A Minnesotan June 19, 2019
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