A Gorilla's definitions

iPod

The epiphany of everything that is wrong with pop-culture today. Over-priced, over-exposed, over-used, and a POS interface (iTunes). And its WAAY too expensive. Also a blatant monopoly (last time I checked those were illegal).

Dont buy an Ipod. Buy Creative, or Rhapsody. Hell, buy a Zune like me. ANYTHING but an Ipod

by A Gorilla December 6, 2006

Evil

See Lawyer (AKA Spawn of Satan)

Lawyers: the cause of all of lifes problems, shame on all the idiot parents that want their kids to become one. Lawyers are pure evil

by A Gorilla December 30, 2008

Halo

See mediocre and Overhyped

Halo (single player)is average at best. Anyone that says otherwise needs to play Half-life 2, Doom, or Killzone

by A Gorilla December 10, 2008