Definitions by 70RedZebra's

Send em' to the zoo 

A category of Red Zebra; someone who uses this phrase is emphasizing that they would prefer to return to their home instead of being there. Not to be confused with ' took em' to the zoo ' but rather it is a euphemism for a mild case of being home sick.

Person 1: What type of Red Zebra are you?

Person 2: Oh god, send em' to the zoo.

Send em' to the zoo by 70RedZebra's February 28, 2022

Yellow Porcupine 

A state of being calm and collected; can easily become agitated.

Person 1: How are you doing today?

Person 2: I'm a Yellow Porcupine today.

Yellow Porcupine by 70RedZebra's February 28, 2022

Choristopher 

A name given to those who exude the essence of a Sk8erboi

Also a term of endearment used between the Moose species

You see Johnny over there? He's definitely a Choristopher, the way he's holding that skate board.

Choristopher by 70RedZebra's February 28, 2022

Plahblisscusscuss 

A Slut bitch who happens to be a publicist for a porn company

Riley is not a publicist, she clearly is a Plahblisscusscuss.

Plahblisscusscuss by 70RedZebra's February 28, 2022

Tabeetha 

An anorexic woman who embodies the essence of a homeless man, that smells of musty hotdog water, who dips his balls in mustard and sets fires to evergreen trees. Typically she can be found vaping by the dumpster in the back of a Kroger parking lot with her pet moss ball. She still lives with her parents and she exclusively only dates men younger than her. Approach her with caution for she bites. Provide her with only wine, nicotine, and cheese. But do not feed her after 6 p.m. For there will be dire consequences.

Help! My friend is dating a Tabeetha... how do I break the news to him?

Tabeetha by 70RedZebra's February 27, 2022

Red Zebra

Just like a regular zebra, but it is red instead

When I went to the zoo, I was so disappointed that there were no Red Zebras only regular zebras.

Red Zebra by 70RedZebra's February 27, 2022

March 10, 1962 

Anyone born upon this day is a Bad Ass Bitch

You a baddie if you born on March 10, 1962

March 10, 1962 by 70RedZebra's February 24, 2022