70RedZebra's's definitions

Send em' to the zoo

A category of Red Zebra; someone who uses this phrase is emphasizing that they would prefer to return to their home instead of being there. Not to be confused with ' took em' to the zoo ' but rather it is a euphemism for a mild case of being home sick.

Person 1: What type of Red Zebra are you?

Person 2: Oh god, send em' to the zoo.

by 70RedZebra's February 28, 2022

Blue Moose

A state of being sad or upset. Paired with the prefix and umbrella term: Red Zebra.

Are you okay?

No I'm a Blue Moose.

by 70RedZebra's February 28, 2022

Red Zebra

Just like a regular zebra, but it is red instead

When I went to the zoo, I was so disappointed that there were no Red Zebras only regular zebras.

by 70RedZebra's February 27, 2022

Gun

A term that falls under the umbrella term of Red Zebra. Anyone who uses the term within the context of Red Zebra: conveys how they wish they were dead. In a lighthearted, unserious way.

Person 1: Hey, how are you?

Person 2: Red Zebra, Gun.

by 70RedZebra's February 28, 2022

Knife

A term that falls under the umbrella term of Red Zebra. Anyone who uses this term in the context of Red Zebra, is conveying how pissed they are with a specific person.

Person 1: Are you ok?
Person 2: Red Zebra, Knife.
Person 1: What? Why?
Person 2: Brian pissed in my cheerios!

by 70RedZebra's February 28, 2022

Wolfkilled

A makeshift vibrator made from a rolled up National Geographic magazine that is shoved halfway up the anus, then howled into from the other end.

Sandra was Wolfkilled by her husband Walter and she shat on his face.

by 70RedZebra's February 24, 2022

Choristopher

A name given to those who exude the essence of a Sk8erboi

Also a term of endearment used between the Moose species

You see Johnny over there? He's definitely a Choristopher, the way he's holding that skate board.

by 70RedZebra's February 28, 2022