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Red Zebra

Red Zebra is an umbrella term and prefix used to describe a specific feeling or emotion. Words that fall under this term are; Knife, Gun, Tranquilizer Gun, Send em' to the zoo, Yellow Porcupine, Blue Moose, Green Tomato, Purple Lilypad.

Person 1: What kind of Red Zebra are you today?

Person 2: Oh, I'm a Green Tomato

by 70RedZebra's February 28, 2022

Blue Moose

A state of being sad or upset. Paired with the prefix and umbrella term: Red Zebra.

Are you okay?

No I'm a Blue Moose.

by 70RedZebra's February 28, 2022

Purple Lilypad

An expression used to describe that you are physically hurt. Paired with the prefix and umbrella term: Red Zebra.

Lilly fell and twisted her ankle; she was a Purple Lilypad the rest of the day.

by 70RedZebra's February 28, 2022

Red Zebra

Just like a regular zebra, but it is red instead

When I went to the zoo, I was so disappointed that there were no Red Zebras only regular zebras.

by 70RedZebra's February 27, 2022

Knife

A term that falls under the umbrella term of Red Zebra. Anyone who uses this term in the context of Red Zebra, is conveying how pissed they are with a specific person.

Person 1: Are you ok?
Person 2: Red Zebra, Knife.
Person 1: What? Why?
Person 2: Brian pissed in my cheerios!

by 70RedZebra's February 28, 2022

Gun

A term that falls under the umbrella term of Red Zebra. Anyone who uses the term within the context of Red Zebra: conveys how they wish they were dead. In a lighthearted, unserious way.

Person 1: Hey, how are you?

Person 2: Red Zebra, Gun.

by 70RedZebra's February 28, 2022

Wolfkilled

A makeshift vibrator made from a rolled up National Geographic magazine that is shoved halfway up the anus, then howled into from the other end.

Sandra was Wolfkilled by her husband Walter and she shat on his face.

by 70RedZebra's February 24, 2022