50 Cent Crack Dealer's definitions

txt msg

Text Messaging. Popular cell phone feature among suburban affluent pill poppers who can't walk and talk at the same time so they have to send encrypted messages that only AOL users can decipher. Words are abbriviated whenever possible and capitalization and punctuation are never used as it was never taught in remedial english.

im 2 la-z 2 spel wrdz kerekly n i have a ltd nolg of da en lang so i txt msg

by 50 cent crack dealer July 14, 2003

R. Kelly

When a male stands up and urinates on his underage partner after a sexual encounter.

When I was done with dat biotch I gave her an R. Kelly special and made her clean it up too.
I want to piss on you. Yes, I do.

by 50 cent crack dealer July 29, 2003

bes

Ebonics for "best".

Y'all bes get yo ass out there and hustle some rocks and gets me some franklins.

by 50 cent crack dealer July 29, 2003

Kobe

To penetrate the defense and score via slam dunk to the back door.

I'm going to Kobe da next blonde white girl that shows up in my hotel room and make her kiss it.
Then I'm going to buy my wife a $4 milllion ring.

by 50 cent crack dealer November 18, 2003

wiggas

Incorrectly spelled plural version of wigga. We all know wiggaz spell "da pluralz" wit a "z" and every other word wrong because they were too busy daydreaming about giving Eminem a rusty trombone in remedial english class.

"y u hatin on da wiggas? ur jus jelis u gay fagit"

by 50 cent crack dealer July 29, 2003

sk8r

Someone who can't spell nor fix a bicycle and is not old enough to drive.

dat sk8r d00d iz 2 c00l 4 me. ur a gay fagit.

by 50 cent crack dealer July 14, 2003

tis

It is. Opposite of taint.

I was scratching my taint and I found my tis.

by 50 cent crack dealer July 31, 2003