50 Cent Crack Dealer's definitions

Thumb Cozies

Extra wide nostrils.

One finger does not have enough range to pick boogers out of it so the thumbs have to be used.

I saw a North American Pavement Ape of the shaved-forehead variety who was wearing a tall tee, buck studs, had some mighty big soup coolers and was flaring his thumb cozies at me on his way to the check cashin' place.

by 50 cent crack dealer January 9, 2010

wiggas

Incorrectly spelled plural version of wigga. We all know wiggaz spell "da pluralz" wit a "z" and every other word wrong because they were too busy daydreaming about giving Eminem a rusty trombone in remedial english class.

"y u hatin on da wiggas? ur jus jelis u gay fagit"

by 50 cent crack dealer July 29, 2003

sk8r

Someone who can't spell nor fix a bicycle and is not old enough to drive.

dat sk8r d00d iz 2 c00l 4 me. ur a gay fagit.

by 50 cent crack dealer July 14, 2003

Check Cashin' Place

Where my baby's mama takes me when I get get a hold of some checks out of old people's mailboxes. They will give me da money for a small fee wit no questions axed.

I'mo get a ride down da check cashin' place and take my cheddar down da club where i can pick up some white women.

by 50 Cent Crack Dealer August 9, 2004

kwanzer

Caucasian speak for "Kwanzaa", the African-American holiday/marketing tool.

For kwanzer, I'm going to have some creamed corn and watch reruns of "friends".

by 50 cent crack dealer July 29, 2003

bung

A round, tapered piece of cork or wood used to cap wine barrels. Inserted into the bunghole in which the barrel is filled. In recent years, the word now refers to any object inserted into the anus, i.e. buttplug.

My bung had splinters and I tore up my asshole.

by 50 cent crack dealer July 14, 2003

wignut

Politically correct version of the words Wigga or Wigger because crackers are not allowed to say words that sound too much like Nigga because it sounds like a disparaging word for "Negro".

Suburban, caucasian males who mimic the styles and trends of inner city crack dealers and pimps.

Yo dat wignut be stuntin' around in mom's tricked out Lexus. Rollin' on dubs, flossin' off daddy's franklins, freestyle flowin', poppin' caps in asses, bangin' low-cut jeans chicks wit no rubbers, he do all dat shit.

by 50 cent crack dealer June 2, 2004