50 Cent Crack Dealer's definitions

pootie

A piece of ass. Popularized by the movie "Pootie Tang".

Dag, I'm one horny muhfugga. I gots ta gets me some pootie tang.

by 50 cent crack dealer July 18, 2003

Thumb Cozies

Extra wide nostrils.

One finger does not have enough range to pick boogers out of it so the thumbs have to be used.

I saw a North American Pavement Ape of the shaved-forehead variety who was wearing a tall tee, buck studs, had some mighty big soup coolers and was flaring his thumb cozies at me on his way to the check cashin' place.

by 50 cent crack dealer January 9, 2010

crotch cricket

A pubic louse.

I'mo gonna give dat biotch da kobe special if i found out she gave me crotch crickets.

by 50 cent crack dealer July 31, 2003

wap

Short form of wapanese. A caucasian who tries to emulate Japanese culture.

That wap ran out of tissues from masturbating to anime all day.

by 50 cent crack dealer August 7, 2003

7up guy

dat dude wit da afro n shit keepin it real selling da juice.

all yall white women wanna thrill fuck da seven up guy yeeh!

by 50 cent crack dealer July 18, 2003

check da cone

Misheard song lyric popularized by the Michael Jackson sketches on UK's Channel 4 show Bo' Selecta.

I'm bad, I'm bad. Cha'mone. Ja know it. Check da cone. Owwwwwww! Eeeeeeee hee.

by 50 cent crack dealer July 9, 2004

guarini

Anything that was overhyped from the previous year that you would wish would just go away already.

Look at that guarini listening to ja rule. he is so 2K2.

by 50 cent crack dealer June 24, 2003