50 Cent Crack Dealer's definitions

Kobe

To penetrate the defense and score via slam dunk to the back door.

I'm going to Kobe da next blonde white girl that shows up in my hotel room and make her kiss it.
Then I'm going to buy my wife a $4 milllion ring.

by 50 cent crack dealer November 18, 2003

txt msg

Text Messaging. Popular cell phone feature among suburban affluent pill poppers who can't walk and talk at the same time so they have to send encrypted messages that only AOL users can decipher. Words are abbriviated whenever possible and capitalization and punctuation are never used as it was never taught in remedial english.

im 2 la-z 2 spel wrdz kerekly n i have a ltd nolg of da en lang so i txt msg

by 50 cent crack dealer July 14, 2003

wignut

Politically correct version of the words Wigga or Wigger because crackers are not allowed to say words that sound too much like Nigga because it sounds like a disparaging word for "Negro".

Suburban, caucasian males who mimic the styles and trends of inner city crack dealers and pimps.

Yo dat wignut be stuntin' around in mom's tricked out Lexus. Rollin' on dubs, flossin' off daddy's franklins, freestyle flowin', poppin' caps in asses, bangin' low-cut jeans chicks wit no rubbers, he do all dat shit.

by 50 cent crack dealer June 2, 2004

buck studs

Those Cracker-Jack-box Diamonique stud earrings that any poser buck will wear.

Manitory dress code for anyone with a recording or sports contract.

Usually worn with the standard accoutrements such as the tall tee, do-rag, MLB hat cocked at an angle, grill, T-Mobile phone and a white girl.

Why spend your "gub-mint check" on things like child support, student loans or car insurance when you can proudly moisten your lips in public while sportin' some buck studs?

by 50 cent crack dealer May 12, 2008

kwanzer

Caucasian speak for "Kwanzaa", the African-American holiday/marketing tool.

For kwanzer, I'm going to have some creamed corn and watch reruns of "friends".

by 50 cent crack dealer July 29, 2003

Check Cashin' Place

Where my baby's mama takes me when I get get a hold of some checks out of old people's mailboxes. They will give me da money for a small fee wit no questions axed.

I'mo get a ride down da check cashin' place and take my cheddar down da club where i can pick up some white women.

by 50 Cent Crack Dealer August 9, 2004

Patriotism

The act of driving to the Ikea in your Hyundizzay with an American flag sticker (Made in Taiwan) on the back while many Americans are collecting unemployment and foreigners are attending flight school in sunny Florida.

Show your patriotism by learning the English language first then we'll talk.

by 50 cent crack dealer August 21, 2003