Kardashiantics

The act of speed-dating with either D-list gangsta rappers or scrub running backs from the NFL.

Romantic interests must be adorned by tall tee and buck studs. The more you score, the more facetime you'll get on the flickering yid.
Kardashiantics have been helping uppity bucks get off since 1995. Just ask O.J.

You can't keep up with Kardashiantics. You can only hope to contain them (with a little help from the CDC).
by 50 cent crack dealer May 16, 2008
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tis

It is. Opposite of taint.
I was scratching my taint and I found my tis.
by 50 cent crack dealer July 31, 2003
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muhfugga

Bastardized ebonic version of motherfucker. One who has coitus with their own mother.
They say that cat shaft is a bad muhfugga. Shut you mouth. I'm just talkin' 'bout shaft.
by 50 cent crack dealer July 18, 2003
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excape

Bastardized form of the word "escape" meaning to set free.

Used by people with a first grade reading level.
I'mo excape from Riker's Island and steal yo big screen tv and sell it for some mo' rocks ya know what i'm sayin'? Ya dum wite muhfugga!
by 50 cent crack dealer August 07, 2003
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20 DollA RocK

Da most intelagentest rap artist ever 2 bust caps in yo ass. He from da stareets so he knows how 2 keep it reel.
20 DollA RocK got some mad flow yall.
Wigga get you ass up and buy da cd chump.
by 50 cent crack dealer July 14, 2003
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txt msg

Text Messaging. Popular cell phone feature among suburban affluent pill poppers who can't walk and talk at the same time so they have to send encrypted messages that only AOL users can decipher. Words are abbriviated whenever possible and capitalization and punctuation are never used as it was never taught in remedial english.
im 2 la-z 2 spel wrdz kerekly n i have a ltd nolg of da en lang so i txt msg
by 50 cent crack dealer July 14, 2003
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guarini

Anything that was overhyped from the previous year that you would wish would just go away already.
Look at that guarini listening to ja rule. he is so 2K2.
by 50 cent crack dealer June 24, 2003
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