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Extra wide nostrils.

One finger does not have enough range to pick boogers out of it so the thumbs have to be used.
I saw a North American Pavement Ape of the shaved-forehead variety who was wearing a tall tee, buck studs, had some mighty big soup coolers and was flaring his thumb cozies at me on his way to the check cashin' place.
by 50 cent crack dealer January 9, 2010
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puckerpose

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The manditory "kissy" face that is made when you take a picture of yourself to post on any of those popular social networking web sites such as MySpace and Facebook.

This usually includes a backhanded sideways peace hand sign while snapping a picture on a cellphone in front of a bathroom mirror with a toilet clearly visible in the background.

When posted, this photo must have a description typed in txt msg language to appear k3wl.
check da puckerpose on my page u dont lk it den u juss a hatah

(: .!.if you dont like me for who i am;then dont even bother tlkin to me;cuz i aint changing for no onee!*.anythingg else ? ;; get@me ..!
by 50 cent crack dealer December 17, 2008
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Kardashiantics

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The act of speed-dating with either D-list gangsta rappers or scrub running backs from the NFL.

Romantic interests must be adorned by tall tee and buck studs. The more you score, the more facetime you'll get on the flickering yid.
Kardashiantics have been helping uppity bucks get off since 1995. Just ask O.J.

You can't keep up with Kardashiantics. You can only hope to contain them (with a little help from the CDC).
by 50 cent crack dealer May 16, 2008
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buck studs

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Those Cracker-Jack-box Diamonique stud earrings that any poser buck will wear.

Manitory dress code for anyone with a recording or sports contract.

Usually worn with the standard accoutrements such as the tall tee, do-rag, MLB hat cocked at an angle, grill, T-Mobile phone and a white girl.
Why spend your "gub-mint check" on things like child support, student loans or car insurance when you can proudly moisten your lips in public while sportin' some buck studs?
by 50 cent crack dealer May 12, 2008
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'shbag

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Abbreviated name for a douchebag.

Practitioner and connoisseur of all things related to douchebaggery. Frequent consumer of items such as Formula 50 Energy Drink, Boost Mobile and Tag Body Spray.
Please turn down the ringtone, okay 'shbag?

And no, I am not your bro.
by 50 cent crack dealer November 28, 2007
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nea

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A more politically acceptable name for nigga. See nea plz.
Dat be da ril s#!t dere nea.
by 50 Cent Crack Dealer May 30, 2005
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Butt Hat

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A tattoo on the lower back, usually on a female which is prominently displayed in public by wearing low-cut hip-hugger pants.

Urban legend has it that this is a signal to male suitors that she very willingly does "anal".
Yo, dat white boitch wit da butt hat is motioning fo me to come over her place and tap dat ass after she gives me a ride to the check cashin' place.
by 50 Cent Crack Dealer August 9, 2004
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