Definitions by 4realazitgits

Slits 

Stands for subterranean linear induction transit station 🚉 to fully understand this definition you may want to reference the definition for the. Flori-cal linear induction tube. In the future of high speed rail at some point it is going to become necessary to have a transit station located deep underground close to the geographic center of the United States which would likely be somewhere in coffee county kansas. This transfer station would provide a critical nexus for the system and would allow more major Us cities to be served. In addition to a transfer station this deep underground station would also have retail restaurant space as well as residences for the wealthy. This would be similar to Frank lloyd wrights conceptual underground community broadacres. The trains themselves would be powered by a combination of pneumatics mag lev magnets and an as yet determined fuel. Passengers would have to wear'g force'suits to sustain the number of g's their bodies would have to sustain
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Slits is an idea whose time has "come"

Slits by 4realazitgits April 22, 2021

Pushupaginchya new york 

Wordplay on "push up against ya new york" this describes any extremely crowded subway 🚇 in the new york subway system. On such a subway a guy or a woman 👠 could cop an anonymous feel and not be blamed for it.

I always take the a train uptown every day around 5 in the evening
Pushupaginchya new york is what it is

Pushupaginchya new york by 4realazitgits April 22, 2021

Fort likkertail florida

Nickname for fort lauderdale florida so named because of the spring breakers and partiers .

Father to son: son where are you going to go for spring break? Son: I think I'll take a stay cay and plant ☘️ indigenous trees in the green space near the community college. Father: back in my day we'd go down to. Fort likkertail florida for sun sex booze and drugs. Son: times change Dad.

Fort likkertail florida by 4realazitgits April 22, 2021

Cucumbersome lover 

Term used to describe using a cucumber 🥒 as a dildo. That's the 'long and the short' of it!

My rabbits out of town at the sex toys convention in Las Vegas. So I guess I'll have to use my. Cucumbersome lover instead

Cucumbersome lover by 4realazitgits April 20, 2021

Buy a merkin 

Another word play this time on the slogan ". Buy . American". In this case it means buy a pussy wig.

Alicia: Jake why did I have my curly ques lasered off when the natural look is coming back in down there? What do I do now? Jake: I dunno! Buy a merkin

Buy a merkin by 4realazitgits April 20, 2021

Kneelow jism 

Wordplay on the word 'neologism'in this case it means giving head to some guy while you're on your knees. When the guy spunks the jizz falls at or below knee level of the person administering said head

I was giving my bf head last night and when he came he gave me. Kneelow jism

Kneelow jism by 4realazitgits April 19, 2021

Cunt jism

The girl juice that comes out of a woman's pussy when she's sexually aroused.

I fingered. My gf's pussy until she came some,

Cunt jism. Then I brushed my teeth 🤣 with it and then we kissed

Cunt jism by 4realazitgits April 19, 2021