what's his nuts

A phrase used generally to replace the name of someone when you have forgotten who you were going to talk about. This is similar to What's his face? or What's her face?, but usually catches the other person off guard.

Guy 1: So what are you doing for Labor Day this year?
Guy 2: Oh you know, I'm going home to play a game of football with what's his nuts, the guy who always ran an extra mile after gym practice.

by 403forbidden September 03, 2006

magic cup holder

Using a magic cup holder is to throw garbage out of your car window.

Child - "Isn't there anywhere to put trash in your car?"
Grandpa - "Yup give it here. I'll put it in my magic cup holder"
*grandpa throws trash out the window*
Child - "Where did it go??"
Grandpa - "Magic!"

by 403forbidden January 24, 2015

complisult

An compliment mixed with an insult, neither hidden.

Sdean: You have nice eyes there, big nose
Sdean: see thats a compliment mixed with an insult I call it a complisult

by 403forbidden August 30, 2006

fix-it vixen

A woman who performs her own home repairs, works on cars/motorcycles, and is an all around handy person.

Man: My partner is so gorgeous.

Man2: I thought you said she did motorcycle maintenance...

Man: She's a fix-it vixen.

by 403forbidden June 16, 2017

handwavium

A spell cast in D&D to show the passage of time. A joke the GM can make.

The GM waves his hand across the air and says, "I cast handwavium...it's tomorrow."

by 403forbidden April 27, 2008

play by post

A role playing game usually conducted over an internet forum.

Kevin is in a play by post for White-Wolf's Mage rpg with his friends.

by 403forbidden May 26, 2006

doctorate in funk

To be drunk. See also: dr. funk

Possible dissertation topic: the lava lamp

-Whooooo, I'm dr.funk!!
--You got your doctorate in funk?
-Hells yes, I'm Dr. Funk!

by 403forbidden November 10, 2007