3mpty's definitions

gazturbation

The act of masturbating solely as a form of exercise. Or, wanking to lose weight.

A: "Looking good!"
B: "Thanks, took three weeks of solid gazturbation!"

by 3mpty July 5, 2010

beautifaux

Beauty is a characteristic of a person, animal, place, object, or idea that provides a perceptual experience of pleasure, meaning, or satisfaction. —Wiki

To be beautiful is to be full of beauty. The word "faux" is French for false, or fake. To say something is beautifaux is to say they are "not beautiful", "of fake beauty", etc.

"She's beautifaux!"

by 3mpty June 1, 2009