Definitions by 3mpty

gazturbation 

The act of masturbating solely as a form of exercise. Or, wanking to lose weight.

A: "Looking good!"
B: "Thanks, took three weeks of solid gazturbation!"

gazturbation by 3mpty July 5, 2010

beautifaux 

Beauty is a characteristic of a person, animal, place, object, or idea that provides a perceptual experience of pleasure, meaning, or satisfaction. —Wiki

To be beautiful is to be full of beauty. The word "faux" is French for false, or fake. To say something is beautifaux is to say they are "not beautiful", "of fake beauty", etc.

"She's beautifaux!"

beautifaux by 3mpty June 1, 2009