3a1l5's definitions

That don't read

From the 216
When something just makes no sense no matter how many times they say it - Usually when you caught someone cappin.

"I never cheated on you, Ja'Quez. I was with Man Man all Morning."
"That don't read. I was with Man Man all day looking for you, sha"

by 3a1l5 August 1, 2022

Nick

A measurement of time in Cleveland - Hours.

Ex:
One nick - one hour
Half a nick - half an hour - 30 minutes

"Ja'Quez said be to the spot in two nicks. He finna get his splat."
"Big bet, Ima be there."

by 3a1l5 August 1, 2022

Fire

In Cleveland it means that's hard or that's raw

"That's fire"

- Compliment

"Ja'Quez got them fire ass shoes, ngl"
"Nah, I'm painting, that shit's mad ugly."

by 3a1l5 August 1, 2022

Splat

In Cleveland, splat is another name for a gun. Synonyms; glizzy, gat, chop, ect.

"Ja'Quez said his splat on E, he wont be at the mosh"

by 3a1l5 August 1, 2022

Buns

1) Getting or having buns / A term originating in Cleveland, Ohio to say that you have hoes.

"My nigga, you're hoeless, you get no play"

"I get hella buns, fiyta, bro"

2) No buns / A term originating in Cleveland, Ohio used to clown someone for being lonely.

"Ja'Quez pulls every baddie in school, bro"

"That's a dead ass lie, Ja'Quez gets no buns"

-Also can be used as a come back when someone tries to clown you.

"Look at my nigga Ja'Quez with the wack ass haircut"
"This cut pulling more than you. No buns? Yeah, stfu"

I get hella buns, on em

by 3a1l5 August 1, 2022

Sucker

THIS IS THE ONLY RESPECTED AND CORRECT WAY TO SAY "Lollipop" IN CLEVELAND (Don't come here on sum else)

"Ja"Quez on that zesty shit, he not doing the sucker the right way"
"I have never met anyone who doesn't bite their suckers, only in Cleveland, man."

by 3a1l5 August 1, 2022

I'm Painting

In Cleveland, it means to be a hater / admitting you're just hating because you're jealous.

"Then Ja'Quez took me to Wendy's, it was so romantic."
"Wha- Girl, the Wendy's that always gets shot up? Wendy's for a date? I'm painting, I just wish that was me."

by 3a1l5 August 1, 2022