choppin' the wood

Choppin' the wood is a term for masturbation in which the masturbator get blisters on his hand from doing it too hard.
I was choppin' the wood last night and I got a giant blister in the middle of my hand.
by 2nd Seal September 10, 2003
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Flaming Hell-cock

When a true pervert dies and goes to hell he may become a demon who rapes sinners with his fiery penis of eternal suffering.
I'm gonna fuck you with my flaming hell-cock, and your ass will BURN for eternity!
by 2nd seal February 19, 2003
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injaculation

Injaculation is sticking 2 fingers on your PC muscle near the anus to keep semen from coming out during the orgasm. The semen is pushed back into the persons bladder, prolonging the orgasm and causing some painfull pissing in the morning.
by 2nd seal February 19, 2003
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