Cum Willie

Like a standard wet willie only preformed with male ejaculat fluid (Semen).
The object is for one partner to distract the other and slip a finger covered in cum into the others ear.

Check this shout out! I was in bed with my girl after an amazing love session , she starts talking about my ex and she up and gives me a fucking "cum willie"

by 1970 ink slinger December 06, 2016

constitutional masturbation

To masturbate using an American flag folded up like a dildo.

I was so worked up I had no choice but to go for some constitutional masturbation

by 1970 ink slinger December 03, 2015

cleansing the palate

The act of fucking your boyfriend to remove guilt after you cheated with another man.

I accidentally fucked another man so last night I had to do a little cleansing the palate.

by 1970 ink slinger April 20, 2016

Macgyverbate

To use materials available that you wouldn't normally think of as masturbation aides

I had to rub one out quick so I had to Macgyverbate with a crescent wrench!

by 1970 ink slinger December 03, 2015