Macgyverbate

To use materials available that you wouldn't normally think of as masturbation aides

I had to rub one out quick so I had to Macgyverbate with a crescent wrench!

by 1970 ink slinger March 9, 2016

constitutional masturbation

To masturbate using an American flag folded up like a dildo.

I was so worked up I had no choice but to go for some constitutional masturbation

by 1970 ink slinger March 9, 2016

Cum Willie

Like a standard wet willie only preformed with male ejaculat fluid (Semen).
The object is for one partner to distract the other and slip a finger covered in cum into the others ear.

Check this shout out! I was in bed with my girl after an amazing love session , she starts talking about my ex and she up and gives me a fucking "cum willie"

by 1970 ink slinger December 5, 2016

cleansing the palate

The act of fucking your boyfriend to remove guilt after you cheated with another man.

I accidentally fucked another man so last night I had to do a little cleansing the palate.

by 1970 ink slinger June 3, 2016