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Get a real job!

An insult, which can be used towards someone who has a shit job/task or none at all (beneficiaries).

Person 1: "Get a real job!"
Person 2: "Fuck off!"

Person with job: "Get a real job"
Beneficiary: "I can't."

Get a real job! by 17 inch dildo May 5, 2016

Common Arsehole 

A person who is prevalent, and often found in the public doing stupid, moronic and mindless acts.

Also can be associated with loitering and annoying pests commonly found in groups at shopping malls, libraries and schools.
Basically another word for Imbecile.

He snuck out at night, like a Common Arsehole.

John: "Look at all these common arseholes over here."
Vlad: "Piss off you common arsehole."

Common Arsehole by 17 inch dildo May 5, 2016

Anal Creek

Anal creek means you are having a bad time or a shit day. Anal Creek is also a place where shit goes down. Can be used in a sentence such as ("I am down in the dumps") "I am down in anal creek"

I am down in anal creek.
I am having such an anal creek of a day.

Anal Creek by 17 inch dildo March 15, 2015

I missed the part where that's my problem 

Something you say to someone when they have mentioned something you don't give a fuck about or isn't relevant.

Person1: Hey man, I was sick yesterday.
Person2: I missed the part where that's my problem.

Student: I was late because I missed the bus..
Teacher: I missed the part where that's my problem.

I missed the part where that's my problem by 17 inch dildo March 15, 2015

Savage Damage 

1. A person who is damaged in a savage way.

2. Something That takes damage in a savage way.

Hey your "savage damaged"

That bridge was savage damaged by the floods.

Savage Damage by 17 inch dildo February 3, 2012