1001's definitions

cyber sex

1. The act that men without boyfriends/girlfriends do. Any self-respecting woman would never bring herself into doing cyber sex.

2. Like phone sex, but you type instead of talk. It's real pathetic, but hilarious at the same time. The "woman" is usually a man. 95% of the time, the "woman" will reveal herself to be a man at the end of cyber sex, which in turn REALLY pisses the other guy off, resulting in death threats and vows to kill the guy's family.

by 1001 October 13, 2003

job

Working to make a living. Something that most people on the internet do not have.

by 1001 October 8, 2003

Demon Spawn

1. A term used to describe an unruly child who gets in everyone's way. They cause tons of chaos and destroy everything in their path. Their parents seem to think that this is somehow "cute", and get pissed off if you try to tell their child to shut up. The parents are usually pro-life, so intelligence is lacking on their part.

2. A human baby
3. Sprog

God damn it! Will those parents shut their Demon Spawn up?

by 1001 October 14, 2003

woman on top

The woman is on top during sex. Possibly THE greatest sexual position.

by 1001 October 9, 2003

Musician

1. A person who plays a musical instrument, composes, or conducts music as a profession.

2. Some people say that calling yourself a "musician" is just an excuse for not having a real job, which is bullshit. This somehow doesn't apply to people who play on professional sports teams.

by 1001 October 8, 2003

Censorship

A way of changing someone's work to make it so nobody is "offended" by it. Censorship terminates "swearing", violence, sex, and other things that people see everyday. Censorship goes against a person's right to free speech, so do NOT support it! Censorship also totally disrespects the person who wrote it.

by 1001 October 9, 2003

diezel

An expensive manufacturer of tube amplifiers. The "herbert" is one of their most popular tube amps.

by 1001 October 8, 2003