10,11 Buff Cat Dilf's definitions

Dogwater

A lame phrase lame small dick middle school boys like using

Small dick middle school boy : OH MY GOD!!! HE'S DOGWATER!!!
Normal person : Die
*Shoots small dick middle school boy

by 10,11 Buff Cat Dilf June 18, 2022

Noun

An object, subject or idea

A noun is a noun
Your mom is a noun, Why?
Because she's an object, subject and an idea ;)

by 10,11 Buff Cat Dilf June 18, 2022

Nick Wild

Sexy wild fox

Person A : OMG THAT GUY IS NICK WILD
Person B : You mean that sexy wild fox?

by 10,11 Buff Cat Dilf June 19, 2022

God

The designer of life simulation

God is good,
God is great,
God is goOo0d
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by 10,11 Buff Cat Dilf June 18, 2022

Orphan

Poor people who can't afford to buy parents :(

Person A : Oh, why is he crying??
Person B : he's an orphan
Person A : Oh no!
*Puts half a cent in the orphan's cup

by 10,11 Buff Cat Dilf June 18, 2022

Bisexual

Built different.

Person A : I'm Bisexual!! I like girls...
Crowd : *Gasp
Person B : and boys
Crowd : YUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by 10,11 Buff Cat Dilf August 2, 2022

Penis

Something I put in your mom last night ;)

YOUR mom : Whatcha got under those pants of yours ;)
Me(your new step dad that still don't love you) : the cause of your STDs ;)
*proceeds to play sword fighting with YOUR mom after we both take out our giant PENISES and starts dancing.
You(my step son that I DON'T love) : HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO MY MOM
Me(10,11 buff cat with whiskers made from your mom's special nose hair) : Hey my step son that I DON'T love, I just gave YOUR mom what she wants ;)
You(my step son that I DON'T love) : How could you guys do it without me?!!
*Everyone proceeds to unscrew their penises and throw them into the trash.
YOUR mom : Y'know what, we shouldn't let this penis break our family apart.
*She says as she throws her penis into the air and it explodes.
*Then we lived happily ever after with YOUR mom and my step son that I DON'T love.

by 10,11 Buff Cat Dilf June 18, 2022