jacksonville jaguars

'95 expansion team who made the playoffs from '96-99, but suck now

The Jags went 14-2 in '99, losing both games to the Titans and losing to them again in the playoffs

by 0000 March 24, 2004

bills

Buffalo football team who lost 4 straight Super Bowls in the early 90s

Look, the Bills lost another Super Bowl

by 0000 October 16, 2003

Red Wings

10 time Stanley Cup champs; NHL assholes who spend a shitload of money to win the Cup; 10 straight playoff berths; they suck

I hate the damn Red Wings.

by 0000 October 21, 2003

Arizona Diamondbacks

despite being little more than an expansion team, they've all ready won a World Series; have 2 pitchers who used to be bad-ass, but now are old and crappy

Johson and Shiling and the Diamondbacks used to be awesome, but now they're old and crappy.

by 0000 October 17, 2003

Nevada

home of deserts, whores, gambling, and corrupt politicians

I payed 5 bucks for a whore in Nevada

by 0000 October 16, 2003

5 by 5

a short, fat dude

the fat ass was 5 by 5!

by 0000 December 05, 2003

rhode island

little tiny state that everyone forgets about

Who the hell knows anything about Rhode Island?

by 0000 October 16, 2003