76ers

3 time NBA champs; were the Syracuse Nationals til the late 60s; home of Captain Contreversy- Iverson

The 76ers got mauled in the playoffs

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Seattle Supersonics

NBA team that has 1 championship from the '80s; were idiots to trade away Payton; missed the playoffs last year, but overall have been good lately

The Supersonics traded away Payton.

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ohio

flat as hell and god awful west of Columbus; bad drivers

The guy from Ohio tried to run me off the road.

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Anaheim Angels

2002 World Series champions who totally sucked in '03; used to have Nolan Ryan

The Angels have K-Rod.

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Vermont

state with Ben and Jerry's, trees everywhere, and winding crappy roads

I ate good ice cream in Vermont

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toronto raptors

Canadian NBA team; were really good a couple years ago, but now Vince Carter's always hurt and they suck

The Raptors have Vince Carter. He's usually on the bench in pain.

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Arizona Diamondbacks

despite being little more than an expansion team, they've all ready won a World Series; have 2 pitchers who used to be bad-ass, but now are old and crappy

Johson and Shiling and the Diamondbacks used to be awesome, but now they're old and crappy.

by 0000 October 16, 2003