Delware

cool little state with no sales tax, no smoking in restaurant, and cool beaches.

I wish i lived in Delaware.

by 0000 October 16, 2003

Cleveland Cavaliers

NBA team w/ no championships; were a decent playoff team in the '80s and '90s but suck now; think their all bad cause they got LeBron

LeBron won't save the Cavaliers.

by 0000 October 21, 2003

Red Wings

10 time Stanley Cup champs; NHL assholes who spend a shitload of money to win the Cup; 10 straight playoff berths; they suck

I hate the damn Red Wings.

by 0000 October 21, 2003

jacksonville jaguars

'95 expansion team who made the playoffs from '96-99, but suck now

The Jags went 14-2 in '99, losing both games to the Titans and losing to them again in the playoffs

by 0000 March 24, 2004

bills

Buffalo football team who lost 4 straight Super Bowls in the early 90s

Look, the Bills lost another Super Bowl

by 0000 October 16, 2003

Arizona Diamondbacks

despite being little more than an expansion team, they've all ready won a World Series; have 2 pitchers who used to be bad-ass, but now are old and crappy

Johson and Shiling and the Diamondbacks used to be awesome, but now they're old and crappy.

by 0000 October 17, 2003

5 by 5

a short, fat dude

the fat ass was 5 by 5!

by 0000 December 05, 2003