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rhode island 

little tiny state that everyone forgets about

Who the hell knows anything about Rhode Island?

rhode island by 0000 October 16, 2003

Delware 

cool little state with no sales tax, no smoking in restaurant, and cool beaches.

I wish i lived in Delaware.

Delware by 0000 October 16, 2003

Florida 

state filled with rip-off tourist destinations, old geezers, and a fucked-up election

In Florida, old people played bingo

Florida by 0000 October 16, 2003

ohio 

flat as hell and god awful west of Columbus; bad drivers

The guy from Ohio tried to run me off the road.

ohio by 0000 October 16, 2003

missouri 

flat state with lots of tornadoes and good sports teams

The Chiefs play in Missouri

missouri by 0000 October 16, 2003

Utah 

full of mormons

Utah by 0000 October 16, 2003

Nevada 

home of deserts, whores, gambling, and corrupt politicians

I payed 5 bucks for a whore in Nevada

Nevada by 0000 October 16, 2003