0000's definitions

timberwolves

NBA team that's lost in the 1st round of the playoffs 7 straight years; home of KG; balanced team who will be good in '04

The T'Wolves are gonna win a playoff series this year.

by 0000 October 20, 2003

Orlando Magic

basketball team w/ T-Mac; used to have Fat Shaq and went (got mauled) to the NBA Finals in '95; forever a low playoff seed

The Magic are doomed forever to have a low playoff seeding.

by 0000 October 20, 2003

NETS

lost 2 straight NBA finals; used to suck but now are the best team in the east- but the east still sucks.

"Maybe the world is flat- the New Jersey Nets are going to the NBA Finals"- Marv Alberts

by 0000 October 20, 2003

Cleveland Cavaliers

NBA team w/ no championships; were a decent playoff team in the '80s and '90s but suck now; think their all bad cause they got LeBron

LeBron won't save the Cavaliers.

by 0000 October 20, 2003

Indianapolis Colts

former Baltimore Colts of Johnny U; went to Indy in 1981 in the middle of the night; sucked for many years; now good w/ Manning and Harrison

The Colts haven't won a Super Bowl since 1971

by 0000 October 16, 2003

rhode island

little tiny state that everyone forgets about

Who the hell knows anything about Rhode Island?

by 0000 October 16, 2003

Tennessee Titans

former Houston Oilers; Steelers kicked the door down against them; home of Steve McNair

The Titans lost the Super Bowl in 1999 on the 1 yard line.

by 0000 October 16, 2003