NETS

lost 2 straight NBA finals; used to suck but now are the best team in the east- but the east still sucks.

"Maybe the world is flat- the New Jersey Nets are going to the NBA Finals"- Marv Alberts

by 0000 October 21, 2003

Seattle Supersonics

NBA team that has 1 championship from the '80s; were idiots to trade away Payton; missed the playoffs last year, but overall have been good lately

The Supersonics traded away Payton.

by 0000 October 21, 2003

Vermont

state with Ben and Jerry's, trees everywhere, and winding crappy roads

I ate good ice cream in Vermont

by 0000 October 16, 2003

Utah

full of mormons

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76ers

3 time NBA champs; were the Syracuse Nationals til the late 60s; home of Captain Contreversy- Iverson

The 76ers got mauled in the playoffs

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Tennessee Titans

former Houston Oilers; Steelers kicked the door down against them; home of Steve McNair

The Titans lost the Super Bowl in 1999 on the 1 yard line.

by 0000 October 16, 2003

missouri

flat state with lots of tornadoes and good sports teams

The Chiefs play in Missouri

by 0000 October 16, 2003