mart

Noun. A mart is a friend.
English slang deriving from the english term "mate". Usualy used by teenagers and chavs of all ages.

Lottie- Hey up Mart!

Jess- Hello my best mart!

by .Lottie. September 01, 2008

David Gest

Adj. A David Gest is someone that lies uncontrollabley- often also not beilavble either.

John- I own a million purple ribbed condoms. They are in original packaging and are of Russian origin.

James: Stop being a David Gest.

by .Lottie. September 01, 2008