Definitions by .LEKS.

Cadillac 

The car is as smooth going over the road as an ocean liner, but the downside is that it took turns with all the agility of the Titanic.

That Cadillac is a boat!

Cadillac by .LEKS. August 4, 2014

workavoidic 

a procrastinator; one doing their best at not doing what they are supposed to be doing

Antonym: workaholic

Boss: I don't think I have seen you do a single thing all day!

Jimmy: Because I'm a workavoidic. Didn't you know?

workavoidic by .LEKS. October 18, 2008