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I have a question regarding sibling relations. It hurts me, but I have to admit that my older sister is jealous of me. I do not know if it's envy or jealousy, but I know it is an unhealthy feeling. I have other sisters, but this particular one has demonstrated jealous traits, and has also done so many things to put me down. I have gone through worse scenarios with her, but I shall tell you of a recent one that took place, where there has been lee evil than other accidents.
P1: OSB
OSB by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd March 13, 2019

Ass rubbing 

Roses are red violets are blue you remember coz I do!

sick of being everyones... 

Everyone has a mirror to see themselves, but everyone loves their reflection only from their own mirror, because a servant never fails to be loyal to the owner. Whereas the mirror that others show you is from their perspective and you’ll not like to see the true image that is not from your own mirror, which is impossible because the servant never does what the owner won’t like.
P1: sick of being everyones... loyal humble punching bag!

2 birds 1 stone 

Dry humping Non-penetrative sex or outercourse is sexual activity that usually does not include sexual penetration. It generally excludes the penetrative aspects of vaginal, anal, or oral sexual activity, but includes various forms of sexual and non-sexual activity, such as frottage, mutual masturbation, kissing, or cuddling.123 Some forms of non-penetrative sex, particularly when termed outercourse, include penetrative aspects, such as penetration that may result from forms of fingering or oral sex.456
G: Your mom loves me look.
JQ : dam Im good you didn't even put it in .
J: Dry humping.

P1: 2 birds 1 stone.

Happy feet 

Son of Memphis and Norma, little sweet penguin Mumble has a big problem: he can't sing a single note. In a world where everyone needs a heart song to attract a soul mate, Mumble feels he doesn't belong there. Our hero Mumble is the worst singer in the world, but he can tap dance brilliantly.
Person 1 : the best video of all time?
Person 2 : Happy feet
Happy feet by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd March 13, 2019
Sex is turned into a total immoral action. Its all about having sex.... One day at my house a guy I know is dropped off at my house with a aluminum suitcase. I answered the door and of course he was excited to show me what was in the suitcase. A dildo that was a large rubber black object the size of a bulls penis.
MU by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd March 13, 2019

True story

There is no set time when a man should ejaculate during sex. But it’s probably too soon if you have an orgasm before intercourse or less than a minute after you start.
It’s a problem because when you ejaculate you lose your erection and can’t continue having sex. You and your partner may feel there’s not enough time to enjoy it.
It’s a common issue for men. Between 30-40 have it at some time in their life. So, keep in mind -- it’s not something to worry about when it happens all the time.
P1: he's a 10 second tom.
P2: true story .
True story by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd March 13, 2019