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Someone who is going no where in life. Someone who grows up in a certain town (Foxboro for Example) and does not leave this town after highschool. A towny does not go to a real college and gets trashed every night. This is the type of person that most likly in the future will beat their townie wives, and have kids that also become townies
Scene: ten year High school reunion
"Wow Tyler, whatchya doin now?"asks Jon
"Well i still live at home" Tyler Replys
"Did you go to school?"
"No."
"Got a wife or kids?" Jon Asks
"Yah, im married to Katie"
"Oh god you are one big Townie family huh?"
townie by unknown January 18, 2004
Usually a sexually frusterated teen who pretends to enjoy hiking/backpakcing so that they can "get it on" with other teens their age during the summer, is addicted to The Cottonwood Gulch
The Gulchie attended the Gulch every year so that they could see the great out doors and get it on back in the tent later that day.
Gulchie by Unknown January 11, 2004

darmonkey 

A beast from the dark unknown, it puts chaplip on his hugmongous were-lips every year for 24 days. This chap-lipped behemoth is practically indestructdible unless your arsenal of weaponry contains watermelon or live chickens for him to feast upon.
Were-lips; Huge, hair out of proportion lips from the Congo
darmonkey by Unknown January 9, 2004

cut buddy 

a person you only have sex with.
"Hey girl whats going on, who is that guy with you?"

"Who him? Oh he's my cut buddy"
cut buddy by Unknown December 30, 2003

Buck Futteridge

An individual who is obessed with Anime. "it" also spends hours reaching into "its" father's anu...i mean bucket.
NO 2d GIRLS FOR U BUCK FUTTERIDGE!
Buck Futteridge by Unknown December 20, 2003
someone who never has a hair out of place e.c.t isn't usually a boring person.
Tidy by unknown December 15, 2003
Its a half nigger and half ecuadorian.....lol
JD
Sentence- wow ur such a necua!!!
necua by Unknown December 15, 2003