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townie
Someone who is going no where in life. Someone who grows up in a certain town (Foxboro for Example) and does not leave this town after highschool. A towny does not go to a real college and gets trashed every night. This is the type of person that most likly in the future will beat their townie wives, and have kids that also become townies
Gulchie
Usually a sexually frusterated teen who pretends to enjoy hiking/backpakcing so that they can "get it on" with other teens their age during the summer, is addicted to The Cottonwood Gulch