twitchcool69's definitions

Donald Trump

The best, and only, president fit for the United States of America. Also owner of the biggest salt mines in the world. Mexicans hate him.

Juan: Donald trump is horrible!
SJW: NOT MY PRESIDENT!
Decent Person: Donald trump is pretty cool bro

by twitchcool69 March 23, 2017

Donald J. Trump

The guy who FUCKED up America

american: make america great again
next president: No im going to Donald j. trump it

by twitchcool69 May 8, 2020

Donald J. Trump

A strange man who wants to control the country, yet can't control his hair.

Person one: Hey, you know what donald j. trump would do with a can of white spray paint?
Person two: No, what?
Person one: Spray it on america, of course!

by twitchcool69 May 8, 2020

Donald J. Trump

Something that gives the passing appearance of wealth, but is just a cheap tool.

Gold sharpies are like Donald J. Trump.

by twitchcool69 May 8, 2020

Donald J. Trump

the biggest dumbass that will start world war 3

person 1: "Why are we starting World War 3"
person 2: "Ask Donald J. Trump"

by twitchcool69 May 8, 2020

Donald J. Trump

To be a "Donald Trump" means to be a racist, misogynistic, xenophobic, fascist bigot, who has no taste or manners, and has no business running any country, let alone the U.S.A.

Reasonable Kid #1: Oh man, that guy is being such a Donald J. Trump.
Reasonable Kid #2: I know, right? F*** that dude, yo.

by twitchcool69 May 8, 2020

Donald J. Trump

The idiot that somehow became president. The guy who will be the death of America as we know it. He pussy grabs women, and treats people of other sexualities and races like scum, even tho the real scum is him.

Donald j. trump's hair looks like my pubes.

by twitchcool69 May 8, 2020