guard pig

The large, unattractive female in the group that keeps guys away from the hot chicks.

Any time you have tried to score and her friend wouldn't let her go home with you. That was the act of a true GUARD PIG!!!

by Steve March 19, 2005

Com

Short for condom.

She told me, "No com, no sex."

by Steve June 29, 2004

mug

ugly as shit, especially if fat

"Damn you have beer goggles, man, she's mug."

by Steve October 12, 2004

Widescreen

The aspect ratios and preferred way to watch most movies filmed after the mid 1950s. The most common widescreen ratios are 1.66, 1.85, 2.35 and 2.40, though there are more. You see more this way than if it's a pan and scan version. It's also the way the sirector and cinematographer wanted the movie to be seen the way the You'll still get small bars on a widescreen TV if you watch some movies because the average aspect ratio of the TV is 1.78 and some movies are wider than that.

Star Wars and Lord Of The Rings looks a lot better in the widescreen versions than the pan and scan versions.

by Steve March 05, 2005

Gash

An English slang word for a woman.

Check out that gash.

by Steve July 30, 2004

Purnell

a large over weight middle-age man who is a can be a real ass at times

purnell is lame.

by steve May 20, 2003

kahoonas

Bravery or stupidity showing lack of fear. nuts, cajones, sack

He displayed big kahoonas by standing up to the school bully.

by Steve May 13, 2005