michael's definitions

bitchfu

An unaccepted form of martial arts consisting of hair-pulling and open palmed slapping that one bitch may use to fight an opponent

she used bitchfu on his ass

by Michael June 19, 2003

[douchebag

An incorrect link to the word "Douchebag"

See also douchebag. Definition 1 also applies to douchebag.

by Michael October 30, 2004

wench

its a mates bitch whose soo annoying and thinks shes queen sheba. such as samantha

samantha, jeremys wench, is the biggest fuckin wench mankind has ever developed

by michael August 17, 2004

Luffman

1. n- a facial expression or slight laugh of subtle sarcastic intrest used to insult
2. v- to make a subtle refrence to a figment of eightie's culture through early world history, governemt, economics or philosophy
3. n-a humorous early world history, governemt, economics, and philosophy teacher

1. The luffman he gave the student during her rambling was quite amusing
2. His luffman to Higlander during Middle Ages class was highly comical
3. Since he was an infant, Mackey had aspirations to become a high school luffman

by Michael February 21, 2005

shitbanger

A man who butt fucks another man in a gay act.

You have to dads one of them is a shitbanger.

by michael October 27, 2003

Borange

The name of a song (sung prior to 1015AD) a Hebrew mother sings to her doaughter before the daughters wedding night.

The borange sung was emotional, deep with slight humuor and zest

by Michael January 6, 2005

Videonow

Is a a portable video player

I have a videonow to watch

by Michael May 13, 2005