lmaoroflpimp

laugh my ass off
roll on floor laughing
piss in my pants

A: *tells a joke*
B: LMAOROFLPIMP!!!!!!11!!1!!!!11

by bob May 13, 2005

boheamus

very large tall eastern european woman

that huge bitch from the jigalow movie

by BOB October 19, 2003

dumpring

chinese peoples favorite food

i rike-a toe eat-a chinee dumpring

by bob May 13, 2004

OptiPlex

A business system made by Dell
Noobie guy @ ieXbeta, Neowin, and NowInBeta!!!

by Bob May 17, 2003

a good fuck

A girl who doesn't just lie there like a sack of potatoes expecting you to do everything and who doesn't nearly rip the end of your dick off when she gives you a hand job

Wow my dick's still intact and I actually had a good time, she was a good fuck

by Bob December 11, 2003

Unhung

when your balls get chopped off, you are usually unhung. Penisless

Man that dude totally got unhung when he didn't buy his girlfriend those pants.

by Bob November 24, 2003

burn drive

1. to drive while inhaling magical herbs from teh earth
2. the long version of "bd"
3. synonimous with 'bake drive'

aint notin like a mo nin bake drive

by bob March 10, 2005